Stay tuned for the next episode, in which she demonstrates how to wrap a sanitary towel around her clitoris to make a turban.

Weird and cool video, but at least Charlotte Gainsbourg doesn't cut off her clitoris with a pair of scissors in this one.

There's one image I'll never be able to get out of my head.

Good call. I awoke this morning with disgusting imagery in my head. Maybe I'll throw in a Pixar movie to cleanse the palette.

Yes, I did see Paranormal Activity. I thought it was boring, amateurish, un-scary and about an hour too long. Antichrist isn't so much scary as it is just foul. Since you aren't going to see it, I'll tell you what you're missing:

(SPOILERS)

*A woman hitting a man in the penis with a log.

*A woman masturbating said penis, which ejaculates blood.

*A woman drilling a hole through a man's leg and attaching a heavy weight, secured by a large bolt.

*A woman cutting off her own clitoris.


In reply to this comment by EndAll:
Wow. So it really lives up to the hype, eh? I don't think I'd make it through the whole thing, based off your description.. couldn't even make it through 'Paranormal Activity', although that was kinda shitty to be fair. You seen it? Kinda Blair-Witchy. Thanks for the heads up about this Antichrist, though. I'd rather watch a movie and have to think and be entertained than be revolted and scared! Horror movies never really appealed to me because of that, but some of them do indeed make for great cinema. If anything, I'd watch Antichrist for the cinematography - it looked beautiful.

I beat the world record on Clitoris Hero, but when I tried it with a real girl, there were all these "flaps of skin" and "hair follicle things" in the way. I failed miserably.

>> ^MarineGunrock:
Let's not forget that the prostate gland has been referred to as the "male's clitoris."


i'm fairly sure you mean 'male g-spot'? (though even that is a bad comparison)
the tip of your dick IS literally the 'male clitoris'
it's the same piece of flesh that only bends to shape by what your chromosomes read

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

^ Probably just an extra-large clitoris. I wouldn't worry.

That's pretty neat.

What I'm wondering though is - did the manufacturer make provisions in the case he were having an intercourse at the time of his heart attack? And if that happened, would the ensuing jolt make his partner (female, presumably) have an orgasm?

Not that I need any help with my sex life: my 40-inch schlong instantly satisfies any woman that puts her clitoris in my prostate. Yeah, baby - I'm THAT experienced!

shit! 7 years!! 7 years ive spent studying anatomy and physiology! 7 fucking years!! down the toilet!!! all i ever needed to know is right here in this video!! if a man feels pain, its god politely saying "oh please dont do that to yourself" and when i feel pain its god viciously saying "take that you fucking whore!!!! take that! and like it and take some more!! you are nothing but a whore and a seminal receptical!!!! now go bare children for any man that will have you, you short haired manish harlot!"

oh but i am sooooooo relieved to know that god fully approves of how often i play with my clitoris. so its ok siftbot, i know youve had a rough day... you dont have to lick it anymore.

^ lavoll, it's not about a slug, it's about a miracle.

>> ^cindercone:
That is a woman which has no other parts except for a vagina and a clitoris, and the whole thing is solar powered! You don't even have to buy it dinner!


Imaginative, depraved, and thrifty. You've won my respect.

..Roughy, what better way could there possibly be to harness solar energy than to power autonomous vaginas? Here we are at the pinnacle of our evolution, and we find that a divergent species of human has evolved completely unknown to us. A form of human which is perfect: That is a woman which has no other parts except for a vagina and a clitoris, and the whole thing is solar powered! You don't even have to buy it dinner!

I hereby declare Evolution complete! great job!

*promote for hilariousness. (Holy shit, that's a real word.)

Even though I wasn't convinced by the vagina with no clitoris or clitoral hood. What, are we shaving zygotes now?

The clitoris... nature's rubik's cube. Hahahahahahahhaha.

"Through educational Bible scripture, and exciting battle sequences, you help defeat the clitoris!"...the full armor of God ...Don't leave home without it!!!"

Oh Jesus Christ, I'm so sick of the ignorance - the vagina is an interior canal - it doesn't show. The labia and clitoris are the external regions. Shame on Oprah and all her Vajayjay ignorance.
Ignorant bullshit.

I remember a discussion in a mixed group, around 16-17 ish, with the guys all saying they masturbated and considered it normal, and would assume the girls would experiment, too. The girls seemed to disagree (or at least, were less inclined to agree in the context of that group) one reply given, was that for guys, its external... as though that explained everything. For a guy to rub external flesh for gratification was one thing, but for a girl, it meant to insert, and that clearly felt different to them. Whats interesting, is that it need not include insertion at all, and the clitoris is almost as fully external as the head of an uncircumcised penis.

So it may not be surprising, and it doesn'tmake budzos repressed either. Whats almost more surprising, is that it sounds as if she doesn't expect single males to masturbate regularly. Thats naive. The testes need to keep generating fresh sperm and seminal fluid to stay healthy (just as regular erections are required to keep the erectile tissue exposed to blood and healthy), just as menstruation keeps the womb fresh and healthy, so a man is going to need to ejaculate regularly by some means. If he doesn't through sex and/or masturbation, he'll just have repeated wet dreams. which can be far less gratify/convenient, especially if its not your place your staying at.