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>> ^gwiz665:
^Thanks, buyer.


Let me teach you a great English word to add to your vocabulary: whoremonger.

whoremonger
n
a person who consorts with whores; lecher
a prostitute's customer
whoremaster, john, trick, customer, client

(busts through doors) Ah! Okay, sorry! (runs over, checks inner pockets on jacket for notes, sets notes on podium)

(clears throat)

My apologies for being late...as we are gathered here today to celebrate gwiz665's diamond achievement, I am reminded of that special feeling....

(looks up to stunned silence, notices banner reading "Congratulations JiggaJonson!")

Um....heh....could you excuse me for a moment? (runs away from podium, runs back) Congratulations, Jigga! (runs frantically into adjoining room)

Tags for this video have been changed from 'venture bros, testicular, torsion, hank, dean, sampson, psa' to 'venture bros, testicular torsion, brock samson, psa, scripted' - edited by gwiz665

Hehe, it's tough to make those kinds of jokes work good. I usually go for smileys and lots of ... to indicate dramatic pauses and such.

In reply to this comment by Drax:
I thought by being as non-verbose as possible it would come across as humorously as I intended
(When am I EVER serious around this playground..?!)


*grabs long, hard can of cheez wiz*

>> ^gwiz665:
Oh, durrr, I left out lann, who has been a pillar of support since.. the unpleasantness, and I am truly grateful for that. You're an awesome person, lann, and I hope to see more of you in the sift. (Underline: more of you the perv is talking about boobs!)


Like I said before what's the point?...you got more boobies than I do.

da da tish!

Hahaha, thanks! I don't even remember the context of that, but it sounds like something like I would say. In all honesty though, I think you're a great guy, and I wouldn't want the sift without ya. (Can you link to the post? I wanna see why I said that. )

>> ^Ryjkyj:
Gwiz,
I'll never forget your first words to me: "Are you pointing at me Ryjkyj, you cock?" They're as true today as they were then. And the answer is yes, yes I am.
Congrats dude.


Kevlar, MrFisk, brycewi19, calvados: Thanks guys, you make it worth being here. Even if we disagree on stuff, I'm glad that you're here to disagree or agree with me. The more the merrier.

drax: TOUCH IT! Come on, just touch it. Hehe. I'm just jacking you, man, lighten up...

issykittehhhh: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happyyyyy, when I am blue. Thanks sweetheart. Your positive presence on the sift is un-matchable and I'm glad you are in my life (the amount that you are).

eric3579: Well, you rock. We have similar minds on many things and I am grateful for that and the internet-friendship we have.


I would hug you all and possibly grab your boob if given a chance - and I mean that in the most loving way I can.

Oh, sorry dude. I'm still fuzzy on what the quality invocation does.

I say Indians because it's so much easier than the PC "Native American".

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Ha. Actually, your promote isn't affected by my quality. I gave him a power point. You pushed it to the top of Sift Talk. It's win-win.

I didn't know I was from East India. Wow.

In reply to this comment by Throbbin:
Thanks for rendering my promote null and void.

I'll forgive you this once because you're indian...just this once.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Congrats on the (way long overdue) promotion! You know, diamonds are a girl's best friend, and we know how you love the ladies... and drinking... and the ladies... and more drinking... and the ladies... but seriously the drinking... and the ladies... and the boobies...

Anyhow, *quality. Glad you could finally make it.

Ha. Actually, your promote isn't affected by my quality. I gave him a power point. You pushed it to the top of Sift Talk. It's win-win.

I didn't know I was from East India. Wow.

In reply to this comment by Throbbin:
Thanks for rendering my promote null and void.

I'll forgive you this once because you're indian...just this once.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Congrats on the (way long overdue) promotion! You know, diamonds are a girl's best friend, and we know how you love the ladies... and drinking... and the ladies... and more drinking... and the ladies... but seriously the drinking... and the ladies... and the boobies...

Anyhow, *quality. Glad you could finally make it.

Thanks for rendering my promote null and void.

I'll forgive you this once because you're indian...just this once.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Congrats on the (way long overdue) promotion! You know, diamonds are a girl's best friend, and we know how you love the ladies... and drinking... and the ladies... and more drinking... and the ladies... but seriously the drinking... and the ladies... and the boobies...

Anyhow, *quality. Glad you could finally make it.

>> ^Imagoamin:
The absence of J.G. Thirlwell's excellent score takes the wind out of the sails of this compilation...


Yeah, it's the only one that made the cut.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Brock, Samson, Crappy Birthday Present' to 'Brock, Samson, Crappy Birthday Present, Venture Bros' - edited by Shepppard

Yay Brock Samson!

Thanks I like that video too.

In reply to this comment by MycroftHomlz:
*promote