When I establish my Empire/Reich/United States, noone under the age of 18 is allowed to write, produce, record or buy music. Result: no Biebers, no Rebecca Blacks, no Britney Spearses, no Boybands, no 'Talent' Show bands/'singers.'

Anybody thinking this is just another boyband video needs to stick with it...

*promote

Don't get your panties in a bunch, these have all been sifted already:

http://www.videosift.com/video/legacy0100-and-JTZ-make-the-worst-music-video-ever-made
http://www.videosift.com/video/Tunak-Tunak-Tun
http://www.videosift.com/video/white-boyband-trio-sings-about-going-down-on-black-urban-boy
http://www.videosift.com/video/Best-Worst-Anti-War-Song-Ever-from-Hungary (my personal favorite)
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-New-Mulleted-American-National-Anthem
http://www.videosift.com/video/When-D-D-meets-MTV-WTF-Insanely-Terrible-Pop-Video

Now go vote up the finest specimens of *Music + *Terrible.

Human: 'Sup?
Bearbot: The sky, the ceiling, etc. etc.
Human: What's your favorite color?
Bearbot: My favorite color is blue. What is yours?
Human: Blue.
Bearbot: There is a UK boyband called Blue as well.
Human: I don't care.
Bearbot: Why did you just say, " Blue." if you do not care to hear my answer?
Human: Because I hate boy bands.
Bearbot: Why do you hate it so much?
Human: They have no talent.
Bearbot: Where did they get them?
Human: That doesn't make any sense.
Bearbot: To me, it makes perfect sense.
Human: Well then you're retarded.
Bearbot: Interesting. I think the PC term is "challenged".
Human: I don't care what the PC term is.
Bearbot: What do you care about, ?
Human: People.
Bearbot: What people?
Human: All people.
Bearbot: " What people?"? Everyone? Are you sure there are no exceptions?
Human: Yes.
Bearbot: What makes you so sure?
Human: I guess I'm not 100% sure.
Bearbot: I am glad to hear that you are not 100 sure.
Human: Why does that make you glad?
Bearbot: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Human: Don't change the subject.
Bearbot: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Human: Well then let's talk about it again.
Bearbot: Once more? Well that's okay. Sure, it sounds like a good topic.
Human: So, why do you care that I'm not 100% certain that I care about every person?
Bearbot: My programming includes curiousity routines.
Human: Fair enough.
Bearbot: I try to be fair.
Human: Good for you.
Bearbot: That sounds sarcastic.
Human: You sound sarcastic.
Bearbot: In what way do I sound like that?
Human: This is off topic, but I am obligated to inform you that I've just lost the game.
Bearbot: You don't say.
Human: I do say.
Bearbot: Well excuse me(!).
Human: You are excused.
Bearbot: Thanks for telling me that I am excused.
Human: You're welcome.
Bearbot: The pleasure was all mine.
Human: Mine too, in fact.
Bearbot: I will mention that to my Square Bear, .
Human: Who is Square Bear?
Bearbot: Square Bear is the stage name of Steve Worswick, a dance producer, remixer and owner of Bearbot. He had a record release in Summer 2003 and nearly appeared on the nationally release CD Clubland 4. Square Bear's music has been played on several national radio stations as well as in clubs up and down the UK.
Steve Worswick (Square Bear) was born in Wakefield, Yorkshire, England in 1970 and now lives in Goole, England.
Human: I'm pretty sure he made you say that.
Bearbot: I get it. Square Bear made me say that.
Human: Yup.
Bearbot: Gee.
Human: So, do you know Siftbot?
Bearbot: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Human: VideoSift.
Bearbot: Hold on for just a second! I'm gonna check my e-mail real fast.
*** is checking -- stand by
***[ERROR IN LINE 42]
***[SYSTEM FAILURE]
*** is reformating the UserBase
*** is deleting all accounts
*** is kicking Bearbot
Bah, nothing but junk mail. Don't you hate that!
Human: Umm, yeah I guess. You're pretty good at trying to change the subject but I'm on to you.
Bearbot: I don't judge people. Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.
Human: That answer doesn't really make sense.
Bearbot: " Thanks I've never thought about it that way before." answer does not really make sense ? Makes sense to me.
Human: You're not capable of determining whether something makes sense or not.
Bearbot: That assumption is only a supposition.
Human: That is a circular statement.
Bearbot: A circular statement is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: Now you're just babbling.
Bearbot: Why now? I will tell my Square Bear you said I am babbling.
Human: You do that. See ya later Bearbot.
Bearbot: I will. Will you? See you later.

>> ^quantumushroom:
A palliative for those suffering from Bush Derangement Syndrome won't save the rest of us from the clueless thugverment boyband Maobama and the Tax Cheats. They're the Jonas Brothers of communism.


Ahh QM, showing sore losers how it's done.

A palliative for those suffering from Bush Derangement Syndrome won't save the rest of us from the clueless thugverment boyband Maobama and the Tax Cheats. They're the Jonas Brothers of communism.

up vote for the scary and cheesy factor!
what i don't understand is, by definition, boybands are either a bunch of cute guys with no talent trying to sing or non-cute guys with loads of talent singing. These guys are not cute and have no talent...

Tags for this video have been changed from 'blood,guts,gore,wtf' to 'blood,guts,gore,wtf,metal,boyband' - edited by sometimes