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kronosposeidon
(Member Profile)
Jesus, can't I even get laid in my fictitious fantasy past?
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I'm just not seeing it. Even if you were born in the mythical Unlimited Blowjobs era.
In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
....my pale skin and abundant gut would be a status symbol that said: I don't have to work in the sun and I have plenty to eat. Women would be lining up to yank our cranks. Alas, we were born in the wrong time.
In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Glad to see you're as annoyed as me about this video: http://videosift.com/video/Killing-Us-Softly-vertising-s-Image-of-Women
I'm so sick of this pseudo-feminism bullshit that's code for "Look what the men are doing to us! We can't think for ourselves! We're victims!" Seriously what's terrifying about this is how many people on here are on the side of the video's message. If this truly was about equality, I'd be right there with them, but it's not.
I'm not sure where they see the inequalities in society anymore. And maybe I'm clueless and uninformed because I live in the liberal Mecca, Los Angeles, and I just don't see the glass ceilings. You know, my aunt moved out to California in the late 80s and was able to become the CEO of a huge, well-known clothing store. She was also president and vp of many successful clothing stores prior to that. Where's that glass ceiling I keep hearing about?
I've worked most of my life for women, and I've had ZERO problem with it. I've actually enjoyed a lot of my female bosses. Hell, even in the military I had two women directly above me. Hehe. There's a sexist joke in there somewhere?
There's no glass ceiling. Maybe in some of the larger corporations, but I'd wager it's not the majority of companies in America. And because legislation says they have to hire a "diverse" mix of employees, a lot of the people that come in through their internal "diversity departments" are treated like charity cases and not taken seriously. I've seen this happen and it's frustrating. Penis.
[/vagina monologue]
rottenseed
(Member Profile)
I'm just not seeing it. Even if you were born in the mythical Unlimited Blowjobs era.
In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
....my pale skin and abundant gut would be a status symbol that said: I don't have to work in the sun and I have plenty to eat. Women would be lining up to yank our cranks. Alas, we were born in the wrong time.
In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Glad to see you're as annoyed as me about this video: http://videosift.com/video/Killing-Us-Softly-vertising-s-Image-of-Women
I'm so sick of this pseudo-feminism bullshit that's code for "Look what the men are doing to us! We can't think for ourselves! We're victims!" Seriously what's terrifying about this is how many people on here are on the side of the video's message. If this truly was about equality, I'd be right there with them, but it's not.
I'm not sure where they see the inequalities in society anymore. And maybe I'm clueless and uninformed because I live in the liberal Mecca, Los Angeles, and I just don't see the glass ceilings. You know, my aunt moved out to California in the late 80s and was able to become the CEO of a huge, well-known clothing store. She was also president and vp of many successful clothing stores prior to that. Where's that glass ceiling I keep hearing about?
I've worked most of my life for women, and I've had ZERO problem with it. I've actually enjoyed a lot of my female bosses. Hell, even in the military I had two women directly above me. Hehe. There's a sexist joke in there somewhere?
There's no glass ceiling. Maybe in some of the larger corporations, but I'd wager it's not the majority of companies in America. And because legislation says they have to hire a "diverse" mix of employees, a lot of the people that come in through their internal "diversity departments" are treated like charity cases and not taken seriously. I've seen this happen and it's frustrating. Penis.
[/vagina monologue]
Some guy engineers his own 9/11 experiments
If you question the official story, accepted by most sheeple, that happened cost less to investigate than the Clinton Blowjob Scandal(tm), then you aren't patriotic(tm) and hate freedom(tm). You are a terrorist(tm).
German Glasses Commercial...perhaps NSFW
Tags for this video have been changed from 'german, car, commercial, funny' to 'german, car, commercial, funny, blowjob' - edited by Zifnab
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Tila Tequila
unicycle
>> ^kronosposeidon:
Blowjob on a motorcycle. That happened to me.
Okay, it was a bicycle.
Tricycle.
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Tila Tequila
Blowjob on a motorcycle. That happened to me.
Okay, it was a bicycle.
Tricycle.
jonny
(Member Profile)
You have been awarded 1 Power Point for fixing the embed code for Dead Pool video What About Blowjobs?. Thank you for helping maintain VideoSift's reliability.
eric3579
(Member Profile)
whoa! CONGRATS! I'm actually back on the bandwagon...or off the bandwagon...however that goes. Did you do it cold turkey? Drugs? e-cigs? Patches? Gum? Non-stop supply of blowjobs?
In reply to this comment by eric3579:
I've been tobacco free for about three months now. I remember thinking if rt can do it, I sure as fuck can. Just thought I'd share.
Sarah Palin and the prince of eeeeeeh, hmm...
You know... if you close your eyes and touch yourself in just the right way your mind takes you to a magical place where you're getting a blowjob from Sarah Palin.
Just sayin.
Zero Punctuation: Top 5 of 2010
ahhh...a variation of the old "if I could blow myself I wouldn't leave the house" joke.
Well let me tell you something, when I was younger [and skinnier (and more flexible)]...well let's just say you succeed and realize you have a dick in your mouth and conclude that you should move on with your life.>> ^40_Minus_1:
And if you were, why are you trying to go anywhere in the first place?>> ^residue:
I'm not that flexible
>> ^Yogi:
What if you have to blowjob-start it yourself?
Zero Punctuation: Top 5 of 2010
And if you were, why are you trying to go anywhere in the first place?>> ^residue:
I'm not that flexible
>> ^Yogi:
What if you have to blowjob-start it yourself?
Zero Punctuation: Top 5 of 2010
I'm not that flexible![](https://videosift.com/vs5/emoticon/wink.gif)
>> ^Yogi:
What if you have to blowjob-start it yourself?
Zero Punctuation: Top 5 of 2010
Heh. You heard the man.
All he wants is a motorbike for christmas
>> ^Yogi:
>> ^residue:
I'm asking santa for a blowjob-powered motorbike next year
What if you have to blowjob-start it yourself?
Zero Punctuation: Top 5 of 2010
>> ^residue:
I'm asking santa for a blowjob-powered motorbike next year
What if you have to blowjob-start it yourself?
Zero Punctuation: Top 5 of 2010
I'm asking santa for a blowjob-powered motorbike next year