You're acting as if the bond holders have been completely unwilling to work with Greece. They're willing to forgive more than half the debt if the Greeks would be willing to take a 25% pay cut. I know it hurts, but there has to be some shared responsibility.
>> ^artful_codger:

yep, the kid lied about his age to get into the nightclub, but once in there was plied with cheap booze by the Barman because he got a nice bonus at the end of the week, based on how much alcohol he sold.

yep, the kid lied about his age to get into the nightclub, but once in there was plied with cheap booze by the Barman because he got a nice bonus at the end of the week, based on how much alcohol he sold.

The barman says "We don't serve tachyons in here". A tachyon walks into a bar.

>> ^imstellar28:
Three men walk into a bar. Two go and find a seat while the other heads to the bar to buy the first round. As he approaches the barman, the barman can't help but notice how well-to-do this man looks. He is covered head to toe in the finest garments and jewelry, he is even wearing a crown, a monocle, and carrying a scepter. In short, all the trappings of a cartoon billionaire. As the bar man is pulling the pints he remarks to the gentlemen: "I hope you don't think I'm prying, but, I couldn't help but notice you seem pretty well off. How, may I ask did you come into such a fortune?"
the man replies:" Well, me and my friends over there found a genie in a beer bottle outside, and he granted us each a wish"
barman:"So, I take it you wished to be the richest man in the world"
The man puts one finger on his nose, and points at the barman with the other hand, as you would in a game of charades
barman:" Not a bad choice at all if i do say so"
The man nods politely, pays for the round and goes over to his friends
After a while, the second man goes up to the bar. This man is notable only insofar as he can barely be seen for all the beautiful woman draped around him, seemingly caressing every available inch of his body. He orders another round which the barman dutifully pulls. As he finishes off the last pint he can't help but comment: "I hope you don't mind me asking but, you are a friend of that wealthy gentlemen over there aren't you?"
"I am indeed" murmurs the man from beneath the pile of beauties.
"And you wished to be the most attractive man in the world"
"Pretty much, yeah"
"Excellent choice sir, enjoy your round" says the barman with the kind of knowing smile you tend to see on people vicariously appreciating the implied sexual exploits of a stranger. So he shuffles back to the table and him and his friends have their drinks. Not long later the third man approaches the bar and asks for another round. The barman cannot help but notice this man has an orange for a head. But he carries on pulling the pints in silence, until he cannot contain himself any longer and asks
"You found the genie too right?"
"That's correct" replies the man with an orange for a head.
"And what did you wish for, if you don't mind me asking?"
"I wished to have an orange for a head"


That's so funny I forgot to laugh!

(betcha neva herd dat)

Three men walk into a bar. Two go and find a seat while the other heads to the bar to buy the first round. As he approaches the barman, the barman can't help but notice how well-to-do this man looks. He is covered head to toe in the finest garments and jewelry, he is even wearing a crown, a monocle, and carrying a scepter. In short, all the trappings of a cartoon billionaire. As the bar man is pulling the pints he remarks to the gentlemen: "I hope you don't think I'm prying, but, I couldn't help but notice you seem pretty well off. How, may I ask did you come into such a fortune?"

the man replies:" Well, me and my friends over there found a genie in a beer bottle outside, and he granted us each a wish"

barman:"So, I take it you wished to be the richest man in the world"

The man puts one finger on his nose, and points at the barman with the other hand, as you would in a game of charades

barman:" Not a bad choice at all if i do say so"

The man nods politely, pays for the round and goes over to his friends

After a while, the second man goes up to the bar. This man is notable only insofar as he can barely be seen for all the beautiful woman draped around him, seemingly caressing every available inch of his body. He orders another round which the barman dutifully pulls. As he finishes off the last pint he can't help but comment: "I hope you don't mind me asking but, you are a friend of that wealthy gentlemen over there aren't you?"

"I am indeed" murmurs the man from beneath the pile of beauties.

"And you wished to be the most attractive man in the world"

"Pretty much, yeah"

"Excellent choice sir, enjoy your round" says the barman with the kind of knowing smile you tend to see on people vicariously appreciating the implied sexual exploits of a stranger. So he shuffles back to the table and him and his friends have their drinks. Not long later the third man approaches the bar and asks for another round. The barman cannot help but notice this man has an orange for a head. But he carries on pulling the pints in silence, until he cannot contain himself any longer and asks

"You found the genie too right?"

"That's correct" replies the man with an orange for a head.

"And what did you wish for, if you don't mind me asking?"

"I wished to have an orange for a head"

Tags for this video have been changed from 'rap, hip hop, cute chick, pretty woman, fine lady, mc paul barman, kool keith' to 'banned, redacted' - edited by burdturgler

Ta schmaws!


In reply to this comment by schmawy:
I'll have another *promote please, barman.

I'll have another *promote please, barman.

Cheers for the heads up there mate, must have glazed over it

In reply to this comment by Kreegath:
This is a dupe of http://www.videosift.com/video/A-Bit-of-Fry-and-Laurie-Barman

This video has been declared a duplicate; transferring votes to the original video and killing this dupe - dupeof declared by alien_concept.

*dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/A-Bit-of-Fry-and-Laurie-Barman

This is a dupe of http://www.videosift.com/video/A-Bit-of-Fry-and-Laurie-Barman

i have a culinary gifted friend, part time barman who'll love this, he always does this weird food&drinks experiments in his kitchen

MycroftHomlz, yup, having lived in Denmark for a while, I also believe the guy's a Danish, although I suspect he's also spent some time either somewhere in the UK/Scotland or maybe down under. Anyway, it's a neat trick and the accent's rather cool, especially if he were a barman, so an upvote from me

Spooky...

Dag, have you ever suffered from Schizophrenia? Is it possible that there is no Ren? Was that other guy a barman?