Thank goodness Aperture Science uses robots for all their testing.

She obviously doesn't know what she's talking about. There are no 16 cores right now, but you can get two exothermic processors that have hypo-schematic design apertures that have 8 cores each on one pre-tinseled generic slot board. This allows you to say you have 16 cores, but you still need to let people know that it's a diachronic multi-phased stupid joke filter...

It might be electronic too, I'm not an expert.

>> ^davidraine:
Was that clip shot with a 6 aperture twin-filtering camera? The color resultivity is amazing! It looks like they used ZN Xenon-3 lighting for this scene too. You can see how it accentuates the shear shadows on that computer. NCIS is truly a triumph in videography.


Well whenever you have the footage shot with a dual-lyopholizing meta-synthesis generator, you're gonna get good results.

Was that clip shot with a 6 aperture twin-filtering camera? The color resultivity is amazing! It looks like they used ZN Xenon-3 lighting for this scene too. You can see how it accentuates the shear shadows on that computer. NCIS is truly a triumph in videography.

Good enough for science. Not Aperture Science!

Funny, but I'm sort of dissappointed. I fully expected to learn about ISO, Aperture, lighting and other camera settings.

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>> ^ant:
No Companion Cube?


I know! What's up with that? That'd be the FIRST thing to try...

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This guy, all class.
>> ^BicycleRepairMan:

>> ^NicoleBee:
Not available for preorder on steam itself? oh whatever.

Oh, yes it is, here you go:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/620/?snr=1_4_4__13

>> ^NicoleBee:

Not available for preorder on steam itself? oh whatever.


Oh, yes it is, here you go:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/620/?snr=1_4_4__13

A crappy camera taking video at night with a closed 6-blade aperture (as evidenced by the starshaped lights)? Real my ass. Consumer cameras rarely even have apertures, and keeping it closed in the dark is only something you do for long exposures (several seconds) to create that star effect, necessitating a tripod. In addition you can see the interference patterns when they zoom in, indicating that they were filming a computer screen or projected image (my guess is the former). Absolutely no other movement in the image aside from the white blob and the camera shake. And did I hear someone speak Mandarin Chinese in the background? Is that common in Jerusalem? American and Chinese tourists hanging out at the same spot?

Not a very well done hoax. It doesn't take much to fake a couple of camera shots like that. And I'd definitely say * lies.

This isn't a cruise ship at all... It's the Aperture Science building when they were beta testing the Gravity Gun.

>> ^mas8705:

FORGET SIFTBOT! THE WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE (or one of its relatives) BETTER BE IN PORTAL 2!!!


Please note that you must convey the Aperture Science Weighted Descendant Cube to the end of this test. Good luck.

As part of a required test protocol, we must inform you that the Aperture Science Weighted Descendant Cube cannot speak, and that you incinerated its mother.

It was a triumph.

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Aperture Science thanks you.

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*quality!