Well met! I love religious intolerants!>> ^alien_concept:
Zach is my own personal Jesus, so I do need to point out that you have committed an act of blasphemy and I will be watching you very closely from now on.

>> ^messenger:

IMO not funny, and in my estimation, unoriginal, poorly acted, poorly executed.
I generally downvote for the same reasons as most (something doesn't deserve to be on the Sift), but also when there's a Top 15 sift that I think is particularly undeserving of that position.>> ^alien_concept:
>> ^messenger:
If ant's not downvoting, then I will.

Any particular reason, or?



Zach is my own personal Jesus, so I do need to point out that you have committed an act of blasphemy and I will be watching you very closely from now on.

The parts without Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, or Zach Galifianakis looked interesting.

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I don't care who plays Bruce Banner anymore, just please stick with Mark Ruffalo from now on, preferably with a 10 year contract? He seems like an OK non-diva dependable choice for the role. Otherwise, can you imagine the next Bruce being played by Zach Ephron or the twilight werewolf guy? That would be the end of the Hulk for me.

"I mean, I’m a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man?"

—Zach Braff on Jesus

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>> ^ghark:

>> ^jmzero:
I will note that Arnold was right - having nice abs is 5% having nice abs and 95% not having a bunch of fat over them. Get back on the carrots, Zach.

spot on


Forshizzle look at Brad Pitt in Fight Club he's skinny as can be I could put my hands around his waist, and just dance the night away... *stares longingly out the window*

>> ^jmzero:

I will note that Arnold was right - having nice abs is 5% having nice abs and 95% not having a bunch of fat over them. Get back on the carrots, Zach.


spot on

I will note that Arnold was right - having nice abs is 5% having nice abs and 95% not having a bunch of fat over them. Get back on the carrots, Zach.

Spank you!

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*british *promote

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Some more...

Schadenfreude
Brett Favre
Justin Bieber
Nietzsche
Chipotle
Cthulhu
Haute Couture
Zach Galifianakis
Croissant

Ok, real Tagalog pronunciation.