She actually uses the screwdriver and the butt (heh heh heh "butt") of the screwdriver several times.

>> ^Napalm:
Question for people with more assault rifle experience.
Is it normal to require tools to field strip a rifle? Would improvised tools work (rocks)?


No tools are needed to strip an AK47.

At 0:27-0:31, she uses a screwdriver to pull back on the gas cylinder release. It's a small lever that's a bitch to move on poorly maintained weapons, but becomes easy to use with age or proper maintenance. Same for the handgrip release she manhandles 0:37-0:42.

It's just those two levers that she couldn't pull without a tool.

"I need a fucking screwdriver" is the only funny part.

>> ^rougy:
^ But did you factor in the cost of a frontal lobotomy?

If you get it done in the same southern U.S. state, it won't cost ya any more than a sharp screwdriver and a bottle of Jack.

wtf did that utility belt have in it? a screwdriver and a crowbar?

Btw I love that the "Batmobile" is a Ford Model T. Comon, is that seriously the best Bruce Wayne could have bought?

I'm sick as a dog, so I'll have to limit my drinking to virgin screwdrivers.

- You want to know what happened then ?
- Will you shut your mouth ?
- He blew himself up.
- Stop it, Randy.
Our colonel, here, had a grenade
juggling act at Fort Bragg or wherever.
- Fort Benning.
- He was teaching hand-to-hand combat --
Randy, look at me when
you're talking to me, son.
I'm lookin', Frank.
His partner in the act was some captain.
- Major Vincent Squires.
- Yeah, whoever he was.
Before going on, they'd have themselves
a lo-cal breakfast:
a Screwdriver for Frank,
Bloody Mary for his partner.
No, Vincent drank
Sea Breezes.
Judge Advocate at Benning said Col.
Slade had four to his partner's one.
He's flying in class.
He gets all excited.
He starts pulling
the pins out.
One grenade
got away from him.
Boom.
The one that got away.
Oh, the pin was in...
Frank claims.
In or out, what
difference does it make ?
What kind of fucking lunatic
juggles grenades.
Vinnie came out okay.
And all Frank lost
was his eyesight.
- Wanna know the truth ?
- You got a handle on that,
do you, Randy ?
- He was an asshole before.
- Whoo-ah.
Now all he is
is a blind asshole.
-Whoo-ah.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'South Park, Wal Mart, Screwdrivers, Bargains, Randy Marsh, Consumerism' to 'South Park, Wal Mart, Screwdrivers, Bargains, Randy Marsh, Consumerism, Poltergeist' - edited by ant

Oh god.

Someone must remake Carmageddon, like an NC-17 version... the grandma used to run away from your car yelling "I was in the war!!!" *SPLAT*

I remember playing the game for days, my favourite car was the yellow monster struck with the screwdriver mounted up in front. I used to imagine that thing driving through my school and impaling everyone.... though I think Vlad The Impaler's car could work just as well...

WTMF!@ He is driving at top speed and puts the screwdriver in his mouth to hold it??! And why did he rip the (tripometer?) out of the dash? Did he just want to screw the speedometer so he has no idea how fast he is going?

Totally nuts. If you see a cop you never drive like that. At least wait until they are behind you.

not fake... this is exactly how exsoviets approach dangerous situations... with their bare hands and a total lack of fear.

so maybe this particular video was somehow rigged with very convincing pyro but it is a scene repeated across the former soviet union daily.

conversation i had in lithuania:
"shall we turn the electricity off?"
"no, it will be ok, the screwdriver handle is plastic."
"riiiiiiiggghhht." exit MINK

Yellow screwdriver, but what's the point?

Screwdriver red

ok .....jury is not out on who did it, and this is just as easily accomplished with a Fifty dollar bill, a screwdriver, to reveal the name of the Antichrist, by any garden variety, obsessive-compulsive...

It seems like Wenger wants you to do one thing: throw out your old knives. Actually, it wants you to do several things: throw out your bike tools, your toiletries, your laser pointer and so on, because you can find all of these instruments in a huge Swiss Army knife, which includes every tool the company makes. Wenger is calling the contraption “Giant Knife Version 1.0.” It debuted with all 85 features and can perform hundreds of functions.
Who doesn’t need a cigar cutter next to a bicycle chain rivet setter next to a golf divot repair tool? Wenger is on to something with this everyman’s gadget. It wouldn’t be a knife, though, without a blade, so Wenger put seven in the line-up. And it wouldn’t be Swiss Army unless it came with tweezers and a toothpick. (They’re included, too.)

Here are all 85 tools included in Giant Knife, Version 1.0:

1. 2.5” 60% Serrated locking blade
2. Nail file, nail cleaner
3. Corkscrew
4. Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
5. Removable screwdriver bit adapter
6. 2.5” Blade for Official World Scout Knife
7. Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
8. Removable screwdriver bit holder
9. Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
10. Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
11. Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
12. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm
13. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6 mm x 4.0 mm
14. Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0 mm x 6.5 mm
15. Magnetized recessed bit holder
16. Double-cut wood saw with ruler (inch & cm)
17. Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5m allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and Phillips head screws
18. Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10m hexagonal key for nuts
19. Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with Phillips head screwdriver
20. Removable 10mm hexagonal key
21. Patented locking Phillips head screwdriver
22. Universal wrench
23. Laser pointer with 300 ft. range
24. 1.65” Clip point utility blade
25. Metal saw, metal file
26. 4 mm allen wrench
27. 2.5” blade
28. Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
29. Double-cut wood saw
30. Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges
31. 12/20-Gauge choke tube tool
32. Watch caseback opening tool
33. Snap shackle
34. Telescopic pointer
35. Compass, straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
36. Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver
37. 2.4” Springless scissors with serrated, self-sharpening design
38. Shortix key
39. Flashlight
40. Fish scaler, hook disgorger, line guide
41. Micro tool holder
42. Micro tool adapter
43. Micro scraper-straight
44. Reamer
45. Fine fork for watch spring bars
46. Pin punch 1.2 mm
47. Pin punch .8 mm
48. Round needle file
49. Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
50. Removable tool holder
51. Multi-purpose screwdriver
52. Flat Phillips head screwdriver
53. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm
54. Spring loaded, locking flat nose nose-pliers with wire cutter
55. Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
56. Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
57. Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
58. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm
59. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6 mm x 4.0 mm
60. Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0 mm x 6.5 mm
61. Can opener
62. Phillips head screwdriver
63. 2.5” Clip point blade
64. Golf club face cleaner
65. 2.4” Round tip blade
66. Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, can opener
67. Golf shoe spike wrench
68. Golf divot repair tool
69. Micro straight-curved
70. Special tool holder
71. Phillips head screwdriver 1.5mm
72. Screwdriver 1.2 mm
73. Screwdriver .8 mm
74. Mineral crystal magnifier, fork for watch spring bars, small ruler
75. Removable screwdriver bit holder
76. Magnetized recessed bit holder
77. Tire tread gauge
78. Reamer/awl
79. Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, wire stripper
80. Special Key
81. Toothpick
82. Tweezers
83. Adapter
84. Key ring
85. Second key ring

Dennis Pireta, Wenger’s marketing director put it succinctly when he noted, “This is not exactly going to win any awards for lightest, smallest or most efficient tools…” The knife is a brute, weighing 2 pounds, 11 ounces and measuring 8.75 inches. But don’t worry, it has a key ring so you can carry it on a belt loop.

Wenger set the price at $1,200.