Upvote for Paul Anka's Wonderwall.

>> ^ForgedReality:
Palin is a fucking idiot. Can we just stop paying attention to her please?


"To stop those monsters 1-2-3,
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free,
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...
Guarantee void in Tennessee.
Just don't look! Just don't look!
Just don't look! Just don't look!
Just don't look! Just don't look!"

To stop those monsters 1-2-3,
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free,
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...
Guarantee void in Tennessee.
Just don't look! Just don't look!
Just don't look! Just don't look!
Just don't look! Just don't look!

What the fuck people? This is the Internet! You're not allowed to have better-halves, spouses, partners, occasional circle jerks, rolling blackouts, tree hugging marathons, gestational periods lasting longer than seven years, green furnaces covered in spruce tree sap, Oingo Boingo ticket stubs from 1984, barbecue-flavored popsicles, blankfist's herpes, sulfur dioxide crystals, porcupine shavings, weapons of mass construction, sanitary napkins shaped like Paul Anka's flaccid penis, mummified chickens, ancient Aztec secrets of pubic hair grooming styles, Bono, testicular fortitude, or lovers!

All your relationship are belong to me!

http://wc07.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:kxfpxqthldde

I see your Paul Anka and raise you Pat Boone doing an entire album of metal covers. It has to be heard, but only once. They actually used his Crazy Train cover for the opening of "The Osbornes" tv show. The cover of Dio-Holy Diver is as funny as it gets.

For those who are terribly morally offended- you shouldn't be. skfourty nailed it- the show indeed must, and WILL go on. People have died, and the show went on.

I had an audience member die on me right before a Paul Anka concert, about 2 years ago. He had a fatal heart-attack in the lobby, right by the main-level entrance. All we did was put up a curtain around him and the show went on.

I had one performer break his wrist- he finished his scene without any of us backstage knowing. The show went on.

Probably the most extraordinary moment I can recall from my theatre career so far is when one of the principal performers had to leave the theatre during intermission. It turned out that her day-job was a sitting supreme-court judge here in BC. She was presiding in a murder trial, and the jury came back during Act 1! No understudy for the part, so luckilly we had the cast from another show rehearsing nearby. We pulled one of the actresses from there, put her in costume- which fit her perfectly- and the show went on, albeit with an extended intermission and an explanation to the audience as to why the character was all of a sudden 20 years younger than she had been only minutes prior.

The show always goes on.

Oh, and btw, other than the seizure in question, this video sux. How on earth does crap music like this ever get produced?

Yeah, you're right- just my $.02. I'm Canadian, Eh?, and like most Canadians we seem to have an active dislike of many of our cultural exports- Corey Hart, Celine Dion, Brian Adams, Jim Carrey, Pamela Anderson, Keanu Reeves, Nickleback -the list goes on.

Some exceptions: BTO, William Shatner, Rich Little, Paul Anka, Alexander Graham Bell, the entire cast of SCTV- this list goes on as well.

But as for Jim Carrey, I stand by my original assertion.