ROTFLMAHS!!!

If you died and God was standing before you bathed in peace inducing angelic light performing miracles, but wasn't orange with a disheveled long hair squirrel on his head, you would deny his divinity and call him a liberal tool.

You are correct, if someone calling themselves God stands in front of me with what appears to be *I'm dead relatives I would assume either 1) I had gone bat shit insane or 2) some alien intelligence was trying to trick me into the matrix. The only time a being claiming to be God might have any credibility is after I'm dead, and even then I would be suspicious, maybe they just made me think I died.
The supernatural isn't real. There is no magic. Ghosts don't exist. Demons and angles aren't real. Neither is the Easter bunny, Santa Claus, manbearpig, nor the great pumpkin.
Any true God would know this, and know I don't believe in infantile fantasy, it would have intentionally made me that way. If unquestioning belief in the unbelievable is what it requires, it needs to put it in me.

Oh Bobby. What did I say that's untrue? I researched, did you? I didn't just repost another unverified political smear from a 100% untrustworthy source, did you? I offered facts you can verify, did you? Seems not, since you didn't even know this is a Trump administration creation, not Biden.

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It seems one of us does have difficulty with truth, fact, and reason. I'll gladly put it to a public vote which one, I'm certain enough of the outcome. After all, only one of us believes project veritas....nuff said.

*get it?

Wow, the lack of self awareness is unbelievable.

Perhaps even, a ManBearPig?

Next you know this administration will use the ManBearPig for interrogations!

ManBearPig ... or maybe Jessica Biel.

Definitely caused by Manbearpig.

Well, the way you explain your "compromise" about the word God, persephone, is really just a semantic discussion. The idea that "God = love" or "God = the power the universe", or even "God = spirituality" is basically just attributing new meaning to the word God. You're most definately not "an idiot" for thinking that, but it conviniently makes the word God part of a different theory / idea.

The term "God" must be defined, and the general way of doing that is that "there is an entity that watches us and can judge us, who is personally involved with everybody, that means YOU.. oh and this entity created life, the universe and everything"

If you believe this hypothesis, you might as well believe in unicorns, leprechauns, manbearpig or satanic christmas critters, because both goes against all evidence. There has not ever been a single verifiable evidence for this god hypothesis, and, furthermore, much evidence has been put forth that directly contradict that hypothesis, therefore the logical conclusion is that such a being cannot exist.

Believing something against evidence is a delusion.

The danger in putting new meaning to the word God, is that not all people do that. Some people believe in the "old" meaning, and I think the word confusion is one of the reasons a person cannot get elected in the States unless there are religious in some form. (Which is sort of rediculus, seeing as most religions are just as "hard" on people who believe in other Gods as Atheists).

They have references to Joe Dirt, linux Tux, manbearpig, and jumping the shark.


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Indeed, Mr. Gore has endlessly promoted his environmental documentary "An Inconvenient Truth" since its release in May. But a spoof of the film -- titled "Al Gore's Penguin Army" -- is now featured on YouTube.com, a popular Internet video site. The Wall Street Journal yesterday reported that the video was produced by the DCI Group, a District-based ad agency that works for Mobil Exxon Corp. The spoof is one of several already posted.
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What I don't understand is what the spoof is trying to say. Is the message, "X-Men is cool, so just ignore global warming because it is boring?" I wonder if Exxon got their moneys worth from this faux-internet viral clip.

I'm assuming it was designed to be linked to and passed around rightwing blogs, hence the RedState Theater.