I can't recall which female TV character I wanted to bone the most when I was a kid. Here are the contenders:

Jeannie
Mary Tyler Moore
Ginger
Mary Anne
Samantha Stephens
Lily Munster
Lassie

Found it quite stimulating and refreshing upon returning m'self......I love it when I'm accused of being from the right......and been here long enough for a school kid to figure me out.....Three cheers for the lovers of all races, creeds and colors, without regard to imprints, upbringing, limited exposure and indoctro-education.

I wanna have a Bar-b-que, with brothers from the west side, brothers from the west bank, and mothers from the barrios', brothels, and barrooms....perhaps some laplanders and swedes thrown in the mix, couple of token Canadians, gotta get some Brits, frogs, and wops, for the euro-mutt contingent, and Hayzeus Allah, can't forget the Chinese, the future overlords of the planet. The DJ is an Egyption, born to two mothers invitro-fertilized by Moishe and Akmehd, the homsexual Arab-Isralei acrobats, and there is a Bollywood room with hookahs, saris, and purple lassi-punchbowls .......let's get the party started........

Did I leave out anyone, shit, South America is gonna kick my ass, gotta have some Columbians, and Peruvian flakes. This is what I want my funeral to be like....lotsa dancin' and food, and nekkid preacher eulogies.....and Joseph, you're invited too, so stop yer Stalin!!!

was that a big YES for the purple lassi, or the hookah????! Or the drop-dead gorgeous yoni-queen???
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My kinda train ride.....pass the hose, baby, and how bout a purple lassi!!!

Latex alien fembot extravaganza!!!....What mooooovie is that that would cause some pre-pubescent teen to want to be tortured by anglo-island-of- Lesbos lassies????

little factoid ... S.E. Hinton was the nurse in this scene! this was my FAV movie when i was young lassie! all those boys!!! *swoons*