Yay! Congrats! I always enjoy your sifts and comments.
(It's still taking me a second to realize its you without a jello shot between your boobs.)

fat girls in small bathing suits with gaudy tattoos and dirty tomboy mouths are about as attractive as bill cosby in a sexy maid outfit eating jello pudding seductively. now if you'll excuse me, i have just had a cosby show fan art inspiration.

You know, I haven't had any in years, but I have the strangest craving for a bowl of jello right now.

>> ^quantumushroom:

Are you displeased by the facts? I don't blame you.
Bill Cosby said as much.

>> ^NetRunner:
>> ^quantumushroom:
Compared to other racial groups, a disproportionately high percentage of melanin-enhanced Americans engage in criminal behavior, perhaps due to a failed cultural model that rejects the values of education, marriage and respect for just laws.

That's racist.



Bill Cosby is allowed to say that because... wait, that would be racist if I mention why... Erm, because he loves Jello Pudding.

So, Genji, I saw Werner Herzog's new doc tonight. Cave of Forgotten Dreams. About a cave that was discovered in France in 1994 or so, with 35,000 year old cave paintings. Stunning.

http://www.google.com/search?q=cave+paintings+chauvet&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=Pdo&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=ivnsu&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=un
iv&sa=X&ei=I-TdTariCYPWiALsq5T4Cg&ved=0CEoQsAQ&biw=1280&bih=489

The movie was a bit too much florid Herzog for my tastes, and I saw it in 2D and it was structured to be seen in 3D, but still. I learned something. The paintings look contemporary -- they are, well, stunning.

And I thought of you in the middle of this doc. Herzog went to a couple of museums to show other archeological works of the same time period.

One of the oldest artistic representations humans have is the Venus of Willendorf-type sculptures. You've seen them? The woman's fertile body, with tiny head, feet and hands, large belly, large thighs, large breasts, large labia. All about the fecundity. The first human image deemed important enough to sculpt.

The sculpture shown in the movie was apparently a pendant -- instead of a head, there was a ring on top for a cord or something to go through so it could be worn or held up.

And I thought -- hey, that's genji's avatar, minus the jello shot!!

I'm on the sift too much, man....

You can read all about this and other socially conscious internet behavior in Genji's upcoming book How to Act Appropriately: a handbook written by a jello shot between fake breasts.>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:

Tho it's not funny because we already know that she is single and really fuckin' sad because of it.
There's a time and a place and that place shouldn't be videosift.
Upload this video to 4chan and be a dick there.
>> ^GeeSussFreeK:
>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:
Didn't we just have this whole "trolling needs to be toned down" discussion yesterday?
How is mocking an enormous social injustice beneficial to anyone?
>> ^rottenseed:
so...she's single now?


...too soon?


Some people deal with "shit" by laughter, I know I do.

I fixed this with an audio clip of Jello taking Tipper and the PMRC to task. I'm pretty sure it's the same as the original, but if you're interested, you can watch the whole segment:

part 1
part 2
part 3

You have been awarded 1 Power Point for fixing the embed code for Dead Pool video Jello Biafra totally owns Tipper Gore on the Oprah Show. Thank you for helping maintain VideoSift's reliability.

Wow, Jello Biafra still has it. Just as awesome and topical as he was in Dead Kennedys or Lard.

>> ^Arg:

It's not just you. That's exactly how I felt.>> ^xxovercastxx:
I found myself irritated by people who asked questions to which the answers are readily available ("How does a venus fly trap, like, work?", "Exactly what is in Jello?","What's in a Wonder Ball?") or questions that were just intentionally stupid ("Where can I get the biggest, cheapest cookie right now?", "What's your favorite microwavable food?", "When's the zombie apocalypse gonna happen?").
Really? You have an opportunity to have any question answered and you're going to ask something meaningless or something you could find out for yourself with less than a minute of research?
I guess that says as much about me as it does about them.



But you guys know they're not actually getting the answers, right? They're asked a question with a camera in their face and they're having a bit of fun with it.

Those people are summed up by the question at 3:26 :
“I would like to know why people try so hard to be anyone but who they are.”

Also, those questions remind me of the Woody Allen line from Small Time Crooks :
“The one thing I would like, I would like to learn how to spell Connecticut.”>> ^xxovercastxx:

I found myself irritated by people who asked questions to which the answers are readily available ("How does a venus fly trap, like, work?", "Exactly what is in Jello?","What's in a Wonder Ball?") or questions that were just intentionally stupid ("Where can I get the biggest, cheapest cookie right now?", "What's your favorite microwavable food?", "When's the zombie apocalypse gonna happen?").
Really? You have an opportunity to have any question answered and you're going to ask something meaningless or something you could find out for yourself with less than a minute of research?
I guess that says as much about me as it does about them.

It's not just you. That's exactly how I felt.>> ^xxovercastxx:

I found myself irritated by people who asked questions to which the answers are readily available ("How does a venus fly trap, like, work?", "Exactly what is in Jello?","What's in a Wonder Ball?") or questions that were just intentionally stupid ("Where can I get the biggest, cheapest cookie right now?", "What's your favorite microwavable food?", "When's the zombie apocalypse gonna happen?").
Really? You have an opportunity to have any question answered and you're going to ask something meaningless or something you could find out for yourself with less than a minute of research?
I guess that says as much about me as it does about them.

I found myself irritated by people who asked questions to which the answers are readily available ("How does a venus fly trap, like, work?", "Exactly what is in Jello?","What's in a Wonder Ball?") or questions that were just intentionally stupid ("Where can I get the biggest, cheapest cookie right now?", "What's your favorite microwavable food?", "When's the zombie apocalypse gonna happen?").

Really? You have an opportunity to have any question answered and you're going to ask something meaningless or something you could find out for yourself with less than a minute of research?

I guess that says as much about me as it does about them.

You have been awarded 1 Power Point for fixing the embed code for Dead Pool video Jello Biafra Runs for Mayor of San Francisco. Thank you for helping maintain VideoSift's reliability.

You have been awarded 1 Power Point for fixing the embed code for Dead Pool video Jello Biafra totally owns Tipper Gore on the Oprah Show. Thank you for helping maintain VideoSift's reliability.