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Jokes I like (Blog Entry by dag)

gwiz665 says...

I love jokes that take me off guard, where I can't anticipate the punch line. Jimmy Carr is great at make jokes that stop 3 steps earlier than you expect. He made the even shorter joke than the pretentious one:
"dwarf shortage"

but in jokes like those, the delivery is crucial. There's nothing worse than having a crappy story teller deliver a joke.

Mitch Hedberg was a king of the kind of short-fire, fast shooting stand up which is just excellent. He was also a master at delivering his jokes.

Bill Hicks is sorta the opposite with long-winded stories. George Carlin and Eddie Murphy is the same way. Most are like this.

Delivery in itself can make just about any story hilarious. I can point to people like Kevin Smith or Ron White for those kind of storytellers.

"hey man, if the engine falls off, how far do you think the plane will make it, man, how far do you think??"
"all the way to the scene of the crash.. which is where we're headed. I bet we'll beat the paramedics there by about half an hour." Heh.

Unbelievable.....That Kids BACK ON THE ESCALATOR!!!!

Payback says...

>> ^Greetard:


“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” - Mitch Hedberg


Yes, I know you quote a comic, but an escalator can break down without becoming stairs. Sometimes they turn into a ski ramp.

Unbelievable.....That Kids BACK ON THE ESCALATOR!!!!

Greetard says...

>> ^Unsung_Hero:

>> ^Sarzy:
That kid definitely needs to be taught to fear and respect the escalator.

Sometimes I respect and fear Escalators but that's usually because I'm on acid.
"When I was on acid, I'd see things that looked like beams of light... and I'd hear things that sound an awful lot like car horns..."
-Mitch Hedberg (RIP)


“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” - Mitch Hedberg

Unbelievable.....That Kids BACK ON THE ESCALATOR!!!!

Unsung_Hero says...

>> ^Sarzy:

That kid definitely needs to be taught to fear and respect the escalator.


Sometimes I respect and fear Escalators but that's usually because I'm on acid.

"When I was on acid, I'd see things that looked like beams of light... and I'd hear things that sound an awful lot like car horns..."
-Mitch Hedberg (RIP)

Dave Chappelle on Man Rape.

deadgoon says...

>> ^brycewi19:

The man is a stand-up comedic genius.
And I don't throw that term around loosely.
Off the top of my head --> Bill Hicks, Andy Kaufman, Mitch Hedberg, Stephen Wright, Emo Phillips, and Dave Chappelle.


I don't know if I would throw Hedberg in with those guys. He was bombed out of his mind 99.999% of the time. I was at the State Theatre and watched that dude perform. A cup of vodka in one hand, a cup of orange juice in the other, his parents were in the audience and he kept forgetting his lines Couldn't come back on stage after someone heckled him. Funny guy but not a genius.

Dave Chappelle on Man Rape.

brycewi19 says...

The man is a stand-up comedic genius.

And I don't throw that term around loosely.

Off the top of my head --> Bill Hicks, Andy Kaufman, Mitch Hedberg, Stephen Wright, Emo Phillips, and Dave Chappelle.

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