Stossel is a moron.

I think he's one of the reasons a similar moron, Glenn Beck, ever had a chance to make it to the little screen.

Stossel said "Greenland was called green land for a reason." This is a perfect example of his imbecility.

The real reason was because Eric the Red named it "Greenland" in order to attract settlers.

Stossel, a self-proclaimed consumer activist who defends corporations, is the very essense of corporate coruption influencing the debate, and a living oxymoron. He has no problems telling a lie, because, like most conservatives, he could not win any argument if he didn't.

Both Greenland's and Antarctica's icecaps are on land, not water; therefore you iz stoopid.

Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues,
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!

Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Oh tell me where in the world is... Oh tell me where can she be?

Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam,
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu...!

Well she glides around the globe and she'll flimflam every nation,
She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery,
Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

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"Japanophiles everywhere gathered to-day, to commemorate the 10 year aniversary of that east Asian island countrys', tragic
inundation and subsequent, "disappearance" from the world map, after the series of violent eruptions and earthquakes, known forever to the people of every race and country, (including the peninsula of the former country of Greenland) as "*** ******* *****", the name coined by the founder and high-prefect of the 1st Church Tokimeki-Joumyaku, Farhad Ooozbk"
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Quboid, from my personal experiences with Americans. They really don't know their basic geography. I noticed that Japan, Greenland and Iceland are the hardest for them to pinpoint.

To The Tune Of "Mexican Hat Dance,"(with a joyful bounce, n' enthusiasm) 'Uuuuuunited States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru; Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean, Greenland, El Salvador, too."
"Puerrto Rica, Columbia......