>> ^Auger8:

What the HELL was that!? LOL


Two out of date brands trying to stay relevant.

David Hasselhoff.

>> ^oritteropo:

They have had quite a lot of success in Australia, which is a bit strange for a German group generally singing in German. My theory is that their popularity increases the further you get from the air base, and there aren't a whole lot of places much further from there than here.
Of course if any Germans would like to tell me that they're massively popular at home I will retract my statement


No. You're right. Rammstein is Germany's David Hasselhoff :-)

>> ^quantumushroom:

But not even cough Norton could defend against the Hoff's singing.


Fuck you man. FUCK you.

Man, David Hasselhoff better do something about that dog living in his hair.

Fuck LA, fuck the sun, fuck actors, fuck smug "industry people," and fuck fucking David Hasselhoff.

I guess Norm MacDonald was right. Germans love David Hasselhoff.

contortionists/midgets/amputee
plus camera cutting away at least 7 times
plus fat magician moving in front of camera
plus David Hasselhoff
= MAGIC!!

Siftquisitions are a mixture of the holocaust, 9/11 and the musical career of David Hasselhoff.

Imagine teams of scientists working to cross Pauly Shore DNA with Richard Simmons, also David Hasselhoff will be cross-bred with Steven Seagal.

Oooh! Bestiality! That explains everything!

Hilarious that they use the same cheesy driving shot as in your Knight Rider clip. (http://www.videosift.com/video/David-hasselhoff-Our-First-Night-Together-Knight-Rider)

LMAO
I have more cheese on stand by...



In reply to this comment by Thylan:
Stop it. Stop it stop it stop it. This was uncalled for.

In reply to this comment by Zonbie:
More Cheese
Knight Rider Hasselhoff Cheese and of course The Hoff Dispenses More Cheese

Here's a round up of everyone's fromage submissions, last chance to upvote if you've missed something. I'll be announcing the winners in about 15 hours or so, bloody time zones...

Laura

http://www.videosift.com/video/Ashford-Simpson-Solid
http://www.videosift.com/video/Debbie-Gibson-Lost-In-Your-Eyes

alien_concept

http://www.videosift.com/video/Chesney-Hawkes-The-One-And-Only
http://www.videosift.com/video/Kylie-Minogue-And-Jason-Donovan-Especially-For-You

Thylan

http://www.videosift.com/video/Bryan-Adams-Heaven
http://www.videosift.com/video/Lighthouse-Family-Lifted
http://www.videosift.com/video/Simply-Red-Fairground
http://www.videosift.com/video/2-Unlimited-No-limit

dystopianfuturetoday

http://www.videosift.com/video/Shatner-sings-Mr-Tambourine-Man
http://www.videosift.com/video/Mathew-Wilder-Break-My-Stride-Unlive-on-Solid-Gold
http://www.videosift.com/video/Brecker-Brothers-Some-Skunk-Funk
http://www.videosift.com/video/Sykotic-Sinfony-Manic-Depresso
http://www.videosift.com/video/Debbie-Deb-Look-Out-Weekend

mintbbb

http://www.videosift.com/video/Michael-Bolton-How-Am-I-Supposed-To-Live-Without-Cheese
http://www.videosift.com/video/Princess-Stephanie-of-Monaco-Irresistable-1986
http://www.videosift.com/video/George-Michael-Careless-Whisper

firefly

http://www.videosift.com/video/Air-Supply-Making-Love-Out-Of-Nothing-At-All
http://www.videosift.com/video/More-superhero-cheese-Spidey-Meets-The-Yeti
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Cyrkle-Red-Rubber-Ball
http://www.videosift.com/video/Peter-Cetera-The-Glory-of-Love
http://www.videosift.com/video/Theres-Got-To-Be-A-Morning-After
http://www.videosift.com/video/Have-You-Never-Been-Mellloooooww
http://www.videosift.com/video/Rockwell-Somebodys-Watching-Me-1
http://www.videosift.com/video/Lois-and-Superman-Can-You-Read-My-Mind

thinker247

http://www.videosift.com/video/Lois-and-Superman-Can-You-Read-My-Mind

Don_Juan

http://www.videosift.com/video/How-to-sew-on-a-button


kronosposeidon

http://www.videosift.com/video/Winger-Seventeen
http://www.videosift.com/video/Culture-Club-Do-You-Really-Want-To-Hurt-Me
http://www.videosift.com/video/Phil-Collins-One-More-Night
http://www.videosift.com/video/Dead-Or-Alive-Brand-New-Lover
http://www.videosift.com/video/Tiffany-I-Think-Were-Alone-Now

kulpims

http://www.videosift.com/video/Bele-Vrane-Hey-girl

Eklek

http://www.videosift.com/video/Steklovata-Novii-God-New-Year-1
http://www.videosift.com/video/Sandra-Maria-Magdalena-1985

Zonbie

http://www.videosift.com/video/Scooch-Flying-The-Flag-Of-CHEESE-For-You
http://www.videosift.com/video/David-hasselhoff-Our-First-Night-Together-Knight-Rider
http://www.videosift.com/video/David-Hasselhoff-Crazy-for-Cheeeese-You

MarineGunrock

http://www.videosift.com/video/Darth-Vader-Explains-Pythagorean-Theorem

Stop it. Stop it stop it stop it. This was uncalled for.

In reply to this comment by Zonbie:
More Cheese
Knight Rider Hasselhoff Cheese and of course The Hoff Dispenses More Cheese

>> ^kronosposeidon:
He's so talented. I bet he could sing even while he's drunk and eating a cheeseburger off the floor.


as long as the lyrics are "ug, ug, ur, know wha- f@#$ you, f#@$ you"
boogie.