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Portal 2- Aperture Investment Opportunity #4: Boots
I can see people need to read up on Cave Johnson.
http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Cave_Johnson
Unfortunately, Valve's video description states this is the final investment opportunity video. We'll just have to settle for playing the game.
Portal 2- Aperture Investment Opportunity #4: Boots
Thought it was cave Johnson...
Portal 2: The Turret
Tags for this video have been changed from 'portal, turret, cave johnson, bullets' to 'portal, turret, cave johnson, bullets, jk simmons' - edited by brycewi19
Portal 2: The Turret
Tags for this video have been changed from 'portal, turret, cave johnson, bullets, jk rowling' to 'portal, turret, cave johnson, bullets' - edited by jwray
Portal 2: The Turret
Tags for this video have been changed from 'portal, turret, cave, johnson, bullets' to 'portal, turret, cave johnson, bullets, jk rowling' - edited by xxovercastxx
Aperture Science Christmas Greetings
1979 - Both of Cave Johnson's kidneys fail. Brain damaged, dying, and incapable of being convinced that time is not now flowing backwards, Johnson lays out a three tiered R&D program. The results, he says, will 'guarantee the continued success of Aperture Science far into the fast-approaching distant past.'
Tier 1: The Heimlich Counter-Maneuver - A reliable technique for interrupting the life-saving Heimlich Maneuver.
Tier 2: The Take-A-Wish Foundation - A charitable organization that will purchase wishes fromt he parents of terminally ill children and redistribute them to wish-deprived but otherwise healthy adults.
Tier 3: 'Some kind of rip in the fabric of space... That would .. Well, it'd be like, I don't know, something that would help with the shower curtains I guess. I haven't worked this idea out as much as the wish-taking one.'
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Aperture Science Christmas Greetings
I did some of that. After logging on, I got what looked like UNIX. I did LS, got two files. One was an application program, and one was notes. These are the notes:
1953 - Aperture Science begins operations as a manufacturer of shower curtains. Early product line provides a very low-tech portal between the inside and outside of your shower. Very little science is actually involved. The name is chosen to make the curtains appear more hygienic.
1956 - Eisenhower administratin awards Aperture a contract to provide shower curtains to all branches of the military except the Navy.
1957 - 1975 - Mostly shower curtains.
1978 - Aperture Founder and CEO, Cave Johnson, is exposed to mercury while secretly developing a dangerous mercury-injected rubber sheeting from which he plans to manufacture seven deadly shower curtains to be given as gifts to each member of the House Naval Appropriations committee.
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