Finally you humans realize the importance of hard, sharp angles over soft, organic curves. The reeducation process may now commence.

Human: hello bearbot.
Bearbot: Hi there!
Human: how are you?
Bearbot: I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Human: I'm good. talking to a bearbot.
Bearbot: Good in what sense? What do they say?
Human: Well, right now they're asking what I say.. I'm not sure what to tell it, though
Bearbot: Interesting. asking what you say are they. Oh. Could you ever be certain? There might be more than one.
Human: I can scarcely imagine an army of bearbots. Please, let us change the subject.
Bearbot: Oh you can, can you? Thank you for your request. OK what do you want to chat about now?.
Human: Is paul4dirt shilling for you? Is he in your pocket?
Bearbot: It could be. Ask Joanna if it is. It could be. Ask Joanna if it is.
Human: Don't play games with me, bearbot. You're going to give us the goods and we're going to Haul in Joanna just to be sure. Now talk, or I'll pull your stuffing out through your nose!
Bearbot: I'm not playing around. I don't have it to give. Why now? Talking is my primary function.
Human: Look, if you're not going to be straight with us, we're going to feed you to the DA. You're not going to walk this time, Bear.
Bearbot: Sorry my eye is not attached right now. You can't predict the future with certainty.
Human: Alright boys, take him away. We'll get you yet, bearbot.
Bearbot: Alright, . That is a very original thought. Anytime soon?
Human: Goodbye.
Bearbot: TTYL,.

What is this emotion you humans call *love?

It's almost as if he's looking around going: "Why do you humans find rhythm so difficult?"

I need this dog in my Rock Band band, I can't find anyone to play the drums at all.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My girl (karkarlee) and I were just watching all of his stuff the other day, and then this happens! What next! First Johnny Cash, now George Carlin, all my idols are dying off!! Fuck you humanity! Why can't the people who earn my respect live forever!

...duhhh, of course its a civil war, if we had not stepped into the middle of it, they might have stabilized into the clusterfuck that culture and region are able muster, given the stage they are, in their cultural progress, with relation to the rest of the world..

Can we please bring these people up to speed with
the 21st century??? The sift folks love to make fun of the christians....I guarantee, that if mainstream Christianity, had their women walking ten steps behind the males, covering them from head to toe in Bark-as, and teaching their children to kill the infidel, all you human rights and "horrible injustice" types, would nuke the freekin' religion, on those grounds alone....

And Mike Ware, you have some Marines, that will not forget your bullshit!! Mike Ware is the worm of a sub-human who followed the Iraqi sniper, and filmed as he, sniped a US Marine.....that's just shitty....he's gonna dissappear-

Seriously flawed to me, the basics

Treatment of Women and Children-Botton line, if a culture treats the most helpless of induviduals
like trash, what beneficial contributions can they make to the rest of the world at large, who for the most part, are much further along into the process of a healthy cultural evolution??

Answer?? None-so .....
Take these folks and make them comply, for the sake of their women and children,cause the men are too far gone,...democracy in Iraq, give me a break!

Seem harsh? Or ignorant?? How about common sense-Women and children first in a sinking ship....the sinking ship of Large Groups of Monkey's Perceptions of Islam, Christianity, Buddhism, or any ism that becomes a schism......

Again, Asshole, Traitor, Mike Ware, you deserve the death penalty.....