Nice

You only wrote "can be" not "am."

Heh, that's certainly true.

but what if EVERYONE loves you

this is a diagram of my reality, alright...

I heard someone this once:
There is always an asshole in a room of more than three people. If you look around and you can't spot who that is, then YOU're that asshole.

>> ^gwiz665:
I heard someone this once:
There is always an asshole in a room of more than three people. If you look around and you can't spot who that is, then YOU're that asshole.

*Looks around*

I don't think that's a correct statement, you all seem like good peo—oh dear, I see what you mean...

I only need one person in MY room to know there's an asshole.

BOOya.

Yeah I've simplified things even further by resigning myself to be the asshole. Strips a lot of the ambiguity out of life.