*related=http://videosift.com/video/The-Human-Test-Volume-1-1-1

The Human Test (Volume. 1.1.1) has been added as a related post - related requested by PlayhousePals.

"Have you ever pissed off your pet, just for the fun of it?"

That's merely a 2-way street if the pet in question is a cat.
If it's a dog, you're just a dick.

Yes to...
-Drumming on steering wheel & Music not matching turn signals
-Wanting an attractive someone to sit beside you (only on a bus)
-Wanting to just stand there and let out a massive scream (tension breaker)

Only three - OMG Inconclusively, I'm not human!
What am I then??

Well obviously more testing is needed

5min/day ≈ 30.5hours/year
According to the (stupid) "10,000-Hour Rule" you'd need about 328 years at that rate to become an expert (admittedly, the video only says "be excellent").

And no to all questions, but I'm at best half human

Of course, right!
Such a scientifically sound test!
... and sound logic!

You forgot to answer the following:

1. Have you ever taken the human test and exclaimed on the internet that results are inconclusive?
2. Have you ever poked fun at something poking fun at science?
3. Have you ever gotten worked up over parody because it wasn't quite logical?
4. Have you ever claimed your intellectual superiority using your Videosift handle alone?
5. Have you ever started a sentence with a space after a carriage return?
6. Have you ever started a sentence with "..." after a carriage return?
7. Have you ever had the gayest Boba Fett avatar EVER?

zefranks Human Test (Volume 3) : Love & Loss has been added as a related post - related requested by PlayhousePals on that post.