Yup

yup, you hit the nail on the head.I put forward a plan to set up a net on one side of the harbour and a trebuchet on other and the idea was ignored ffs

yup. everyone needs to chew more gum and eat more asses If we are going to fix the world.

yup, and no good cushioning. Guaranteed that shit will be donated to Value Village and a random stoner will buy it for a dollar to put on the antenna of their 2008 Saturn

Yup, just one of those VideoSift things. Maybe we can ask @luccky760 to take a look under the hood and see if he can find some sort of fix.

Fucking witchcraft! It's witchcraft, I tell ya! Listen you, we ain't havin' any of that hocusy-pocusy bullshit here -- this is a decent Christian site as is evidenced by the number of atheist posters. You can't just fly in here on your broom and be all like, "Gentlemen, BEHOLD! It's a seal in a ring -- IN FUCKING JAPAN!" and expect us to believe that reason or knowledge was somehow involved. We're fucking Americans here and if there's ONE thing we know, it's not reason or knowledge. Yup, if blaming witches for pretty much every goddamn thing but the sun coming up was good enough for every Republican president since Rutherford Birchard Hayes, I suspect it beats thinking for yourself in a cogent fashion or otherwise using your brain as anything but a hat-warmer.

I fucking hate pelicans.

Two days after I bought me a brand new '97 Camero Z-28, I was doing the 500 mile break-in and decided to drive up to the San Mateo coast for a nice little blaze up sesh at that beach next to Pescadaro. I park my new baby and trot down to the beach. Three hours and far too many hits later, I stumble back to my car.

And there, on the freshly-waxed hood of my Poor Man's 'vette, is a gigantic green, dinner-plate sized, dead-fish reeking gelatenous birdshit. This thing was fucking epic, too. At first, I was pissed, then I kinda had a sense of admiration 'cause y'all don't see that kinda bird turd every day -- it was really a once-inna-lifetime experience -- but then I went back to being fucking furious when the breeze blew the stench of rotting fish in my direction and I knew I be smelling that shit all the way down Highway 1 and back over 17. Oh yeah, and it was as thick as a pancake, too, and it was bookin' no shit from the poor Mexican fuck with the power washer that I paid $10 to wash it off back in Mountain View.

I know a pelican did it, too. Pelicans got no sense of decency. That goddamn flying monstrosity took one look at my bitchin' Camaro and said, "Yup, you're fucked now Human!" I'm sure that feathered fucker was storing that guano up for a week, just waiting for some oblivious stoner to park his BRAND FUCKING NEW car in that particular spot so it could projectile shit all over the hood.

Goddamn pelicans.

yup, if you are in the woods being stalked by wolves.... french kiss them *howtoo

Yup, trumptards have the mental capacity of toddlers that's for sure.

Yup. On Sunday night. Hehe. I remember this viral video in Austin Powers 3 movie in a local theater too!

yup - I can as well!

Yup - a nice, little cameo.

Yup, she is one of the strongest characters in Marvel, maybe a near second is Beta Ray Bill.

I've always loved the Marvel cosmos stuff. I think this looks amazing. =)

Yup, the evening I spent in Compton was interesting.