Oh, the irony of my old friend @Krupo "scaling back". Huh.

In the spring of 2006, Krupo started flooding my inbox with Sifts, his messages worded as if everyone knew this Internet monument. Clearly, I resented all the linkspam and the only way to stop him was to convince him that I was a regular member and already knew everything that was happening at VS. The only way to do that was to become a member and be here all the time, commenting everywhere and sifting myself.

And I'm still here today, just keeping the wolf from the door.

My life according to: Thom Yorke!

Are you a male or female? Kid A

Describe yourself: Lucky

How do you feel? Everything in its Right Place

Describe where you currently live: Planet Telex

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?: Sail to the Moon

Your favorite form of transportation: Like Spinning Plates

Your best friend is: Hunting Bears

You and your best friends are: Optimistic

What's the weather like? Jigsaw Falling into Place

Favorite time of day: Morning Bell

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?: Knives Out

What is life to you: Prove Yourself

Your current relationship: Where I End and You Begin

Your fear: A Wolf at the Door

What is the best advice you have to give? How to Disappear Completely

Thought for the Day: Nice Dream

How I would like to die: A Punchup at a Wedding

My soul's present condition: Sulk

My motto: I Might Be Wrong