Tags for this video have been changed from 'mike myers, verne troyer, scott, will smith parody' to 'mike myers, verne troyer, scott, will smith parody, bill withers, grover washington' - edited by rasch187

My rhymes are as tight as Vern Troyer is tall
I won my skull staff with a ticket from a skee-ball
I pretend women really like me because my heads really shiny
The fact of the matter is my weiners really tiny
I think my videos awsome and will give me lots of power
Actually I did it at Kinkos, it was ready in an hour
I think I'm the best rapper, Jay-Z is just a fool
Well... at least my mom thinks I'm cool
....AHHH!!! C' MON F$%# A GUY!!!!

http://www.videosift.com/video/Im-Verne-Troyer-and-Im-a-Mage

Sorry, atara beat you to it.

JohnnyMackers: http://worldofwarcraft.com/downloads/movies.html says: "William Shatner, Mr. T, and Verne Troyer (coming soon) are asking, in a series of national television commercials: ‘What’s Your Game?’ The answer, ‘fool’, is World of Warcraft..."

The second you see Vern Troyer, you know whatever you're looking at is a complete and utter piece of shit aimed well below the lowest common denominator. It's the ultimate "Family Guy" attempt at humor... hey look, it's the guy who played Mini-Me... remember that character who was never funny in the first place? Well, HERE HE IS. You're supposed to laugh now. Because seeing things you recognize is funny!