You really had to go there with the Vanilla Ice reference, huh?

Years and years of it throughout middle school and high school of Bryce, Bryce, Baby and it still gets thrown around!

Thanks all! VS has been a complete and utter waste of my time over the past couple years - and I LOVE it!

As for a channel, I think there's a long overdue need for a health channel (as a therapist, this would obviously include mental health issues).

Bryce -- twice as nice and much cooler than that fool Vanilla Ice!
Now that you've your ruby, I shall smoke a doobie in your honour.
You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

Congratulations!

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Agreed. Bill Murray with a comb-over is not nearly as scary as Vanilla Ice holding 2 of any award

In reply to this comment by Ornthoron:
I like your new avatar better. Your previous one freaked me out.

No problemo. seinfeld, wtf religion, scanner darkly, and louis ck always get my upvote.

In reply to this comment by MikesHL13:
Thanks for the votes. Your "Vanilla Ice" sifts were great. Also liked the many "jazz" ones you've posted.

Thanks for the votes. Your "Vanilla Ice" sifts were great. Also liked the many "jazz" ones you've posted.

Very dark, very scary, very cool...cool as ice.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Very brave of you to go with Vanilla Ice-themed videos. Currently you must be in a very dark, scary place.

Very brave of you to go with Vanilla Ice-themed videos. Currently you must be in a very dark, scary place.

An attempt to translate the lyrics. Forgive my english.
ps: Yes, it happens every day in France :-)
baby baby baby .....

first girl

je veux des plans sur la commode
(I want "plans" on the cupboard)

(understand she wants to have sex on the cupboard, play word in french with "plans sur la comète" which designate designs (dark or not) relying on unrealistics assumptions)

j'veux Tellier sur mon ipod
(I want Tellier on my ipod)
Sorry I don't know who is Tellier



je veux l'amex black de ta mere
I want your mother's Amex (card)
je veux la voiture de ton pere
(I want your father's car)


j'veux sortir avec tes potes
(I want to date your pals)
j'mettrais ma plus belle culotte
(I will wear my hottest panties)

j'veux une session un peu hot
(I want a session somewhat hot)
j'veux bien qu'tu r'gardes mais pas qu'tu p'lote
(I want you to look, but not touch) or
you may look but not touch


baby baby baby ....

2nd girl

j'veux etre dans l'top de justice
I want to be in the justice top (I don't get the meaning of this phrase, maybe just for the rhyme)

la main d' Gaspar sur ma cuisse
Gaspar's hand on my thigh


je veux compter même sans les doigts
I want to count, not only with my fingers

je veux les tiens au bon endroit
I want yours (fingers) on the right spot


je veux pas prendre les escaliers
I don't want to climb the stairways

tien c'est parfait, tu vas m'porter
well that's fine you are going to carry me

je veux que moi sur les photos
I want to see only me on the pictures (photos)

et j'veux poser pour Saint Lau
And I want to pose for Saint Lau (Yves Saint Laurent)

je veux des enfants surdoués
I want gifted children
et j'veux qu'mon chien soit diplomé
I want my dog to be qualified (graduated)

je veux ta tête sur un plateau
I want you head on a tray
and I want my by Denisot (a well known talkshow presenter in France)


3dr girl
je veux pas d' cake, j'veux de la coke
I dont' want cake I want coke (scrambled)
I don't want Kate I want Ethan Hawk

je veux sauter d'une grande échelle
I want to jump from a big ladder
and you have to cope with the rainbow

je veux des glaces choco vanille
I want chocolate/vanilla ice creams
je veux tes boules à la myrtille
I want your balls with blueberries

je veux danser comme Vanessa
I want to dance like Vanessa
j'veux voir son mec à Ibiza
I want to see her guy in Ibiza

je veux dormir quand tu te réveilles
I want to sleep when you wake up
et j'veux l'même T-shirt que Yelle
I want the same T-shirt as Yelle's

j'veux rentrer dans tous mes Jeans
I want to fit in all my Jeans
et j'veux qu'tu rentres avec ta prime
and I want your "prime" (your bonus) to fit in as well

j'veux des glacons dans mon verre
I want ice cubes in my glass
faire une souflette à ta grand-mère
soufflette: no idea how you would translate this (when smoking cannabis, you exchange the smoke)



j'ai vu ton ex, tu sais la sotte
I have seen your ex (former girl friend) you know the moron
dis lui qu'j'ai retrouvé ses bottes
Tell her I have found her boots

j'veux pas noyau dans ma cerise
I don't want no stone in my cherry
j'veux qu'tu redresse la tour de Pise
I want you to straighten up the tower of Pisa (leaning tower of Pisa, here obviously something else)


j'veux jouir dans une 2 chevauxx
I want to come in a "Deux chevaux" (an old french car)
et je vais l'faire derrière ton dos
And I will do it in your back (with somebody else)




baby baby baby

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>> ^HollywoodBob:
This is why I don't understand music piracy, there's nothing out there worth stealing.


Oh, there's some good stuff out there, but you have to steal a lot to find it

Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer just did a one time show in my home town. I really wish I had gone to the show...

http://www.newsweek.com/id/188027

Vanilla Ice beat them to it.