Here's my fav. Muffin Man song
The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility
muffin research kitchen,

Reaching for an oversize chrome spoon,
he gathers and intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants.

And brushing his scapular aside, proceeds to dump these inside
of his shirt.

He turns to us and speaks, "Some people like cupcakes better, I for one
care less for them."

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully-charged icing
anointment utensil, he puts for a quarter ounce green rosette near, lets try that again, he puts for a quarter ounce green rosette near
the summit of a dance but radiant muffin, of his own design.

Later he says, "Some people, SOME PEOPLE like cupcakes exclusively while myself I
say there is not, nor art there be nothing so exhalted on the face of
god's grey earth, as that prince of foods, the muffin.

Girl, you thought he was a man, but he was a muffin.
he hung around till you found that he didn't know nothing.
Girl, you thought he was a man, but he only was a-puffin.
No cries is heard in the night, as a result of him stuffin’

-Captain Beefheart

Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane?

"Girl, thought he was a man, but he was a muffin!"
Muffin Man-Bongo Fury, Beefheart, vocals, harmonica

Yes silvercord, great album, recorded in Austin,Texas, no less, home ground!

The muffin man! :-)