Don't worry about my testes, rottenseed. I've already experienced what it's like to have a video of mine being despised, and I survived with my boys intact. Just ask jonny. He knows what I'm talking about.

So my balls are safe and sound. In your mouth.

*promote

(I figure I owe you two * promotes as you tried valiantly to save this controversial video of mine twice. (May it rest in peace.) The second promote will come when you least expect it, but probably when you post a video that includes dick jokes. I like sophisticated humor.)

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
LOL! Like I said, you write some of the best comments. But I think CaptWillard and raven are right, i.e., * quality stars have been given out here lately like Lindsey Lohan giving blowjobs after AA meetings.

Bwahahahahahha, LOLRPMLMAO

Nonetheless, recognition is due, and you deserve it. You're one of my favorite sifters, so keep up the awesome work.

Gawrsh (blushes)

Even if you have to whore a video by mocking my early trials and tribulations here at the Sift. It's okay.

Touche.

Hey, I hear you're on the short list for the next roast. I wonder WHOSE idea that was?

Bring it! If I were gonna roast me, I'd target run on sentences, and way too many commas, commas everywhere, and sentences that just don't end with; semi colons in the wrong place and, just, way, too many, commas (and don't forget overuse of parentheses (and paranthetical parentheses FTM))

I suppose I have it coming.

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
Thanks kp. I think that every knows that 'Don't give me a quality star' is code for 'please give me a quality star'. It's kind of like when you go to a birthday party and the host says, "No presents, please, just bring yourself" and then you get there and he's all like, "Hey, why are you the only one here without a present?", and UR all like "OMG, you totally said not to bring one", and he's all like........

LOL! Like I said, you write some of the best comments. But I think CaptWillard and raven are right, i.e., * quality stars have been given out here lately like Lindsey Lohan giving blowjobs after AA meetings. Nonetheless, recognition is due, and you deserve it. You're one of my favorite sifters, so keep up the awesome work. Even if you have to whore a video by mocking my early trials and tribulations here at the Sift. It's okay. Hey, I hear you're on the short list for the next roast. I wonder WHOSE idea that was?

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
Thanks kp. I think that every knows that 'Don't give me a quality star' is code for 'please give me a quality star'. It's kind of like when you go to a birthday party and the host says, "No presents, please, just bring yourself" and then you get there and he's all like, "Hey, why are you the only one here without a present?", and UR all like "OMG, you totally said not to bring one", and he's all like........

Laekroth is da man. Feel free to use your new powers to * save a couple of my discarded videos. Except this one. That would be bad.

No offense taken whatsoever - you just got to experience the Sift's "*Quality Control" mechanics at their most dramatic.

Keep pushing the boundaries - we've all had our discards and promotes. It comes with the territory.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Wow, you guys and gals really hate this one, don't ya? I don't take it personally, because I know this kind of thing pushes the boundaries of taste. However I don't think it's misogynistic or pro-violence. After the guy punches the girl his shocked and horrified friends immediately come over to pull him off her. Not exactly a ringing endorsement of his behavior, right?

I laughed when I first saw this because I was completely surprised by the punch. That's where I saw the humor, NOT because he was hitting a girl who rejected him. Plus Mentos commercials were so wholesomely corny to start with that a punch in the face was absolutely the last thing I expected. Again, it was the surprise that made me giggle, not the violent retribution itself.

Having said all that I can see how some would find this offensive or just plain stupid. I'm sorry if it has offended anyone, because I'm not a misogynist, nor am I a violent person in any way. Maybe I should have let it die instead of requeuing it. Oh well, comedy is always at least a little risky anyway. Safe comedy is just boring, n'est-ce pas?



In reply to this comment by Krupo:
I've declared a downvote vendetta against this vid - nothing personal kronosposeidon, I just find this atrocious.

no, abuse of women is never funny... if I had a save open I would totally use it to express my disgust.

In reply to this comment by Krupo:
I'm on a downvote vendetta against this vid (hence a public profile message) - I'm not even finding a parody of abuse of women funny - http://www.videosift.com/video/Mentos-The-Freshmaker-and-no-Diet-Coke ... if you wanna downvote.

No worries mate, if anything you may have sifted the most controversial video in sift history.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Wow, you guys and gals really hate this one, don't ya? I don't take it personally, because I know this kind of thing pushes the boundaries of taste. However I don't think it's misogynistic or pro-violence. After the guy punches the girl his shocked and horrified friends immediately come over to pull him off her. Not exactly a ringing endorsement of his behavior, right?

I laughed when I first saw this because I was completely surprised by the punch. That's where I saw the humor, NOT because he was hitting a girl who rejected him. Plus Mentos commercials were so wholesomely corny to start with that a punch in the face was absolutely the last thing I expected. Again, it was the surprise that made me giggle, not the violent retribution itself.

Having said all that I can see how some would find this offensive or just plain stupid. I'm sorry if it has offended anyone, because I'm not a misogynist, nor am I a violent person in any way. Maybe I should have let it die instead of requeuing it. Oh well, comedy is always at least a little risky anyway. Safe comedy is just boring, n'est-ce pas?



In reply to this comment by Fedquip:
wow that was retarded

Wow, you guys and gals really hate this one, don't ya? I don't take it personally, because I know this kind of thing pushes the boundaries of taste. However I don't think it's misogynistic or pro-violence. After the guy punches the girl his shocked and horrified friends immediately come over to pull him off her. Not exactly a ringing endorsement of his behavior, right?

I laughed when I first saw this because I was completely surprised by the punch. That's where I saw the humor, NOT because he was hitting a girl who rejected him. Plus Mentos commercials were so wholesomely corny to start with that a punch in the face was absolutely the last thing I expected. Again, it was the surprise that made me giggle, not the violent retribution itself.

Having said all that I can see how some would find this offensive or just plain stupid. I'm sorry if it has offended anyone, because I'm not a misogynist, nor am I a violent person in any way. Maybe I should have let it die instead of requeuing it. Oh well, comedy is always at least a little risky anyway. Safe comedy is just boring, n'est-ce pas?



In reply to this comment by mlx:
Agreed, Krupo, there's nothing redeeming bout that at all.

Wow, you guys and gals really hate this one, don't ya? I don't take it personally, because I know this kind of thing pushes the boundaries of taste. However I don't think it's misogynistic or pro-violence. After the guy punches the girl his shocked and horrified friends immediately come over to pull him off her. Not exactly a ringing endorsement of his behavior, right?

I laughed when I first saw this because I was completely surprised by the punch. That's where I saw the humor, NOT because he was hitting a girl who rejected him. Plus Mentos commercials were so wholesomely corny to start with that a punch in the face was absolutely the last thing I expected. Again, it was the surprise that made me giggle, not the violent retribution itself.

Having said all that I can see how some would find this offensive or just plain stupid. I'm sorry if it has offended anyone, because I'm not a misogynist, nor am I a violent person in any way. Maybe I should have let it die instead of requeuing it. Oh well, comedy is always at least a little risky anyway. Safe comedy is just boring, n'est-ce pas?



In reply to this comment by Krupo:
I've declared a downvote vendetta against this vid - nothing personal kronosposeidon, I just find this atrocious.

Wow, you guys and gals really hate this one, don't ya? I don't take it personally, because I know this kind of thing pushes the boundaries of taste. However I don't think it's misogynistic or pro-violence. After the guy punches the girl his shocked and horrified friends immediately come over to pull him off her. Not exactly a ringing endorsement of his behavior, right?

I laughed when I first saw this because I was completely surprised by the punch. That's where I saw the humor, NOT because he was hitting a girl who rejected him. Plus Mentos commercials were so wholesomely corny to start with that a punch in the face was absolutely the last thing I expected. Again, it was the surprise that made me giggle, not the violent retribution itself.

Having said all that I can see how some would find this offensive or just plain stupid. I'm sorry if it has offended anyone, because I'm not a misogynist, nor am I a violent person in any way. Maybe I should have let it die instead of requeuing it. Oh well, comedy is always at least a little risky anyway. Safe comedy is just boring, n'est-ce pas?



In reply to this comment by Fedquip:
wow that was retarded

Sorry about that dude. I just upvoted it.

In reply to this comment by Krupo:
I'm on a downvote vendetta against this vid (hence a public profile message) - I'm not even finding a parody of abuse of women funny - http://www.videosift.com/video/Mentos-The-Freshmaker-and-no-Diet-Coke ...

I'm on a downvote vendetta against this vid (hence a public profile message) - I'm not even finding a parody of abuse of women funny and am sending pms around - http://www.videosift.com/video/Mentos-The-Freshmaker-and-no-Diet-Coke ...

I'm on a downvote vendetta against this vid (hence a public profile message) - I'm not even finding a parody of abuse of women funny and am sending pms around - http://www.videosift.com/video/Mentos-The-Freshmaker-and-no-Diet-Coke ...

I'm on a downvote vendetta against this vid (hence a public profile message) - I'm not even finding a parody of abuse of women funny and am sending pms around - http://www.videosift.com/video/Mentos-The-Freshmaker-and-no-Diet-Coke ...