I didn't really care much for Xen myself, I get all the way through an awesome FPS to end up in some alien Super Mario land, being attacked by a giant testicle monster. That said, if it actually comes out on the 14th then I'll probably give it a look since Borderlands 2 won't be available for a few days yet.

Saying something like "this is going to be more accurate" at the start of a scientific presentation is like opening your legs and asking michael phelps to take a running kick and land his size 19s directly onto your testicles.

This was a more detailed explanation of the processes that must be considered, but i hope he has some significant evidence to show that it's more accurate. I suspect he meant to say detailed but he left his ego unsupervised at the keyboard.

Ok, so some cultural illumination seems like a good idea about now.

A battered sav: A sausage covered in batter then deep fried. The idea here is that the gymnasts penis is a sausage being dipped in batter and/or the method of cooking the battered sav into boiling oil as he drops towards the ground.

Party/crazy date: Date is an anus. The Party/crazy date, when one pivots and spins flashing his date for all to see.

Spinning date: A backflip.

Hello boys: This is where the gymnast opens his legs and seemingly presents his testicles. Onlookers would no doubt say, in the Carry On tradition, "Hello boys".

Flatbag: bag meaning scrotum. Self-explanitory.

A bit of a goose: A goose means a fool. To be "a bit of a goose" means to have done something a little foolish or embarrassing. This is used when the gymnast performs what looks like a goosestep ala Nazi soldiers.

Hope this helps without being condescending.

[spoiler] testicles? [/spoiler]


>> ^seltar:

I tried to find a Betty White joke about testicles on youtube. No luck. Ah well.

I'm sure she did do it better. A few more years experience with comic timing, yeah?

>> ^meggymoo:

Betty White did it better

“If two men are fighting and the wife of one tries to rescue her husband by grabbing the testicles of the other man, her hand must be cut off. Show her no pity.” (Deuteronomy 25:11-12)

So absurdly specific and strange. That probably happened less than 1000 times in the past 4000 years.

I'd prank him right in his testicles.

and by prank I mean knee drop.

My psychedelic testicles doth soaketh up the mislead words of a life half liveth in and a mind convened in knowledge of a time irrelevant, hypocritical and uninformed then spooge it out as mutli-colored love bubbles ; and the dribbling basketballs just laugh out an infinite chord calling into existence pure forms of energy you will never understand, at least until you die of old age and as you fade away you will be saying inside your little head "I was wrong the whole time... dammmmnnnn ugghhhhhh.... oooo look at the pretties!!!"

I'm coming hard for Friday.
Like a pedophile
At his computer desk
Watching Rebecca smile.
I go the extra mile.
The marathon's 27th mile.
Then I hit the ice cold beverage isle.
I got a cast-iron liver.
And I would rather drown my sorrows
Than cry a river.
I use my brain like you
Use a plain flight ticket.
Now I'm in a place
Where all the fences are white picket.
The only way it might get disturbing
Is if you're bothered by the sound
Of light cricket chirping.
I just let in soak in like Robatussen.
And about the fast-paced rap race
There's no discussion.
I'm just trying to get into the proper mood.
Remix of everyday life, chopped and screwed.
What can I do to get the weekdays behind me?
Watsky, remind me.
Thank you, kindly.

Kick Monday in the nutsack.
Wedgie Wednesday's buttcrack.
I'm coming hard for Friday.
And if you're not, get the fuck back. (x2)

Compared to my old testicles, hecka small.
Mine crack walls, like a wrecking ball.
While my checkered drawls fall y'all's yornaments.
Fear for a porno flick.
Time to deck the halls.
I'm glad it's all finished.
The week is all bidness.
But now I'm chilling, sprawled out
With a tall Guinness.
I'm gonna set the world record
For the funnest time ever
Had on the planet.
So everybody call Guinness.
I swear a lot.
This ain't Fisher-Price.
If I'm a bad influence
Then here's the great advice:
Kids! Don't be a dickweed!
Appreciate the shit out of the present moment
And be fucking nice!
I whistle weird for the tune of it.
If they all did, it'd ruin it.
We spent two months on this here
Bluegrass-folk rock-hip hop album
Because we really felt like doing it.
So everybody...

Kick Monday in the nutsack.
Wedgie Wednesday's buttcrack.
I'm coming hard for Friday.
And if you're not, get the fuck back. (x2)

I'm an Amurican.
I put my work in.
And when work's done
It's time for perking.
Hey, let's invite the vultures down to have a drink.
They must be getting tired doing all the circling.
Cause it's the world's end.
We're overheatelated!
And, from what I hear,
We're also overpeopleated!
So, there's no room.
So, we'll all explode soon.
Let's get abbreviated
And forget what we created.
So I've been thinking
We should have a big party
For all humans, and even women.
For the dumb Southeners, and the lazy Mexicans.
The A-rabs, and the coloreds, and their peckers and
The cheap Jews, which is me, too!
I'll even treat you!
But, just this once, cause nothing's free, dude.
And when the fiery end comes
We'll burn up quicker.
Cause we're full of liquor.
So everybody

Kick Monday in the nutsack.

>> ^BoneRemake:

@MilkmanDan
Well an upvote is an " I agree with this message"
so the fact that 31 unique users ( code for users who matter) have looked at it and passed on without a vote, and 12 unique users have upvoted it tells me that 2/3 people wish to see others dead of cancer Because they do not believe in the message this video brings.
I mean thats what the math is telling me. I dont know, maybe you do math differently.


Maybe they just got really into checking themselves for cancer and forgot to upvote.

>> ^BoneRemake:

@MilkmanDan
You sir are completely wrong. Although I can respect the fact you are oblivious to the humour and method I was using with my first message up there. I however do not respect your thought process on the FACTS of cancer. FIFTY FIFTY SIR,
YOU EITHER GET TESTICULAR CANCER OR YOU DON'T
One out of the two will happen, one out of the two= 50/50 chance


Ah. OK. Then you should be happy that I fell on the correct side of the 50/50 chance and became one of the 11 upvotes in 318 views -- you either upvote a video, or you don't.

>> ^BoneRemake:

It is intensely important. We all have a 50/50 chance of getting testicular cancer, that is those of us with the testicles to get cancerous.


I solidly agree with you that this is quite important, but someone viewing the video and then failing to upvote doesn't necessarily equate to them thinking "all men should die an agonizing death of testicular cancer while watching their balls fall off and then burn in hell".

Also, according to wikipedia (not a guaranteed accurate source, but I give it more credence than some number you pulled out of your ass), a man's chance of getting testicular cancer at some point during his lifetime is 1/250, which is a hell of a long ways away from 50/50. I would expect that those of us with balls should be statistically less likely to be drama queens, but then I find so many counterexamples...

(no offense, I just found your comments to be laying it on a little thick)

It is intensely important. We all have a 50/50 chance of getting testicular cancer, that is those of us with the testicles to get cancerous.

Ah, merci beaucoup!! I'll relate this to @oritteropo. He wanted to know and asked me! <3
How are you, by the way? I still hope you'll come into the lounge one day and we'll laugh and speak of many amusing things, like testicles. Aren't they silly looking??
In reply to this comment by hpqp:
Never fear, your friendly neighbourhood frogspeaker's here!

girl: I could see you winning The Voice (French TV vocal talent contest show)

David: You'd see me winning The Voice, really?

girls: Yes. (short "really?" "yes" exchange)

David: And you, when you're older, would you go on The Voice?

girl: no.

David: Why?

girl: Because I'm already taken. (this was pretty garbled, so not 100% sure, but I think what makes the singer laugh is that the girl is implying that one goes on The Voice to get noticed and thus get a girl/boyfriend.)

David: *laughter* In any case, thank you, thank you for having said it (for having spoken your mind)


Voilà, hope this helped!



In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
: Bonjour! Can you figure out what they're speaking in French in this link? It's the first video, first part. He's speaking to the two girls about something and I can't make out what the little girls are saying!

http://www.lecargo.org/spip/david-bartholome/session-387/article7896.< br /> html

In reply to this comment by vaporlock:
The Testicle Scroti is truly a beautiful creature. *promote


Thanks so much for the promote of the sea creature video! much appreciated!