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blankfist (Member Profile)

kronosposeidon says...

What, no suggestion to rape her? You're losing your edge, brother.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
I think I can help you out. But you must follow these rules exactly as written.

1. Buy some essential items that will come into use later: two (2) thick muslin clothes (no smaller than 6"x6"), a 1/2 cc hypodermic needle/syringe, a pack of Mentos (your favorite flavor), a can of acetone from Home Depot, a bottle of common house bleach (sodium hypochlorite), a small metal pencil box, a twenty dollar bill, a pair of binoculars.
2. Using the pair of binoculars, watch your prey carefully for days to get his or her routine down.
3. Pinpoint a place where your prey is always alone, and leave a packet of Mentos nearby. You'll need to leave them hidden enough where they won't be easily detected by passers-by. You'll want them later.
4. Next, find a homeless man with AIDS. You can probably find one under a bridge near a hospital or AIDS clinic.
5. Pay him twenty bucks for a syringe full of his AIDS infested blood.
6. Place the syringe inside the pencil box so you don't stab yourself. This will allow for safe carry.
7. Soak one muslin cloth with acetone, and the other with bleach.
8. Wait at the secluded spot you picked out.
9. When your prey arrives, put the two muslin clothes together. A chemical reaction will occur when the acetone and bleach mix creating chloroform. Quickly place that over your prey's mouth and nose.
10. Once your prey is out, remove the syringe from the pencil box and inject the blood inside him or her.
11. Sit back and wait. You can locate your Mentos for added snacking enjoyment.
12. When your prey awakes, surprise him or her with the news of your prank!

Pranks in the lab (Blog Entry by MarineGunrock)

blankfist says...

I think I can help you out. But you must follow these rules exactly as written.

1. Buy some essential items that will come into use later: two (2) thick muslin clothes (no smaller than 6"x6"), a 1/2 cc hypodermic needle/syringe, a pack of Mentos (your favorite flavor), a can of acetone from Home Depot, a bottle of common house bleach (sodium hypochlorite), a small metal pencil box, a twenty dollar bill, a pair of binoculars.
2. Using the pair of binoculars, watch your prey carefully for days to get his or her routine down.
3. Pinpoint a place where your prey is always alone, and leave a packet of Mentos nearby. You'll need to leave them hidden enough where they won't be easily detected by passers-by. You'll want them later.
4. Next, find a homeless man with AIDS. You can probably find one under a bridge near a hospital or AIDS clinic.
5. Pay him twenty bucks for a syringe full of his AIDS infested blood.
6. Place the syringe inside the pencil box so you don't stab yourself. This will allow for safe carry.
7. Soak one muslin cloth with acetone, and the other with bleach.
8. Wait at the secluded spot you picked out.
9. When your prey arrives, put the two muslin clothes together. A chemical reaction will occur when the acetone and bleach mix creating chloroform. Quickly place that over your prey's mouth and nose.
10. Once your prey is out, remove the syringe from the pencil box and inject the blood inside him or her.
11. Sit back and wait. You can locate your Mentos for added snacking enjoyment.
12. When your prey awakes, surprise him or her with the news of your prank!

Armed Gang of Kids Steal Ice Cream

Crosswords says...

Maybe it was the heavy winter clothes and/or the camera but they all looked a bit rotund. I can just see them back at their hideout heating up scoops full of icecream with a cigarette lighter, then using a syringe to inject the melted remains straight into their veins. 'Hells yeah! That's some straight out LDL muthafucka'

Doctor, I have something in my ear.

schmawy says...

Oh man a fool and his odoscope. Large irrigation syringe and water will blast him right into the pan. Woke up camping to the thunderous noise of some critter in my ear. Did the same thing with a water bottle and was back asleep before anyone was even done freaking out. When you clean your ears, leave a little wax in there, that keeps 'em out.

<brule> For your health! </brule>

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Police State Watch II: Forced Blood Draws in Effect for DWI

Hamster falling asleep

Hamster falling asleep

Zonbie says...

I think Arvana just goes around Canada finding cute cuddly animals and injects them with a tranquilizer...then posts the results on Videosift...

It is adorable though! (the cute little hamster in this case, not Arvana sneaking around with a syringe full of tranquilizer agents...)

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