Emergency services are all I care about-Bone-sets, stitches, wound care and antibiotics should be free of charge to all citizens of planet Babylon, worldwide. So should general dentistry. The machine (a type of prison) now requires that we play the societal-shuffle according to their economic rules (which are violated with impunity daily by the rule-makers) should not the slave-masters keep their labor force from breaking-down too soon?? Inmates in prisons in the United States receive free emergency and necessary dental maintenance, eh?

The music makes it even funnier.
I would love to convince an entire neighborhood to do this.
I would be in stitches.

Jesus H. Gunn .... hahahahahahaha!!! The casting at the end had me in stitches!

Both black and white looks much better now, much easier on the eyes. Wasn't this suggested way back when it was introduced as well? I remember bitching about the stitching, but that may just have been in a hangout or something.

This was a 9/11 charity event to benefit NYPD and NYFD survivors.

"Grant suffered a temporarily dislocated jaw and a lacerated tongue that required 26 stitches. Butler was arrested and charged with aggravated assault. Butler was later convicted and served four months at Riker's Island detention facility." -WP

This had me in stitches.

I think some parts of the EM spectrum would go right through the dirt and be reflected off of a metal or plastic landmine. So flying over with a helicopter with a scanner and stitching together the panorama with the right software and GPS tagging could work.

stitching stitching stitching

sonofabitch!
i was going to post this!
thats it! new sift rule.only those from boston can post bill burr vids.
texas peeps? you get ron white.

fuck me.bill burr is on fire lately.
the only comedian that can seque into hitler without a stitch.
*promote

I was seven years old, when I got my first pair
And I stepped outside
And I was like, Momma, this air bubble right here, it’s gonna make me fly
I hit backcourt, and when I jumped, I jumped, I swear I got so high
I touched the net, Momna I touched the net, this is the best day of my life
Air Max’s were next,
That air bubble, that mesh
The box, the smell, the stuffin, the tread, in school
I was so cool
I knew that I couldn’t crease ‘em
My friends couldn’t afford ‘em
Four stripes, some Air-didas
On the court I wasn’t the best, but my kicks were like the pros
Yo, I stick out my tongue so everyone could see that logo
Nike Air Flight, but bad was so dope
And then my friend Carlos’ brother got murdered for his fours, whoa
See he just wanted a jump shot, but they wanted to start a cult though
Didn’t wanna get caught, from Genesee Park to Othello
You could clown for those Probings, with the velcro
Those were not tight
I was trying to fly without leaving the ground, cuz I wanted to be like Mike, right
Wanted to be him, I wanted to be that guy, I wanted to touch the rim
I wanted to be cool, and I wanted to fit in,
I wanted what he had, America, it begins

[Chorus]
I want to fly
Can you take me far away
Give me a star to reach for
Tell me what it takes
And I’ll go so high
I’ll go so high
My feet won’t touch the ground
Stitch my wings
And pull the strings
I bought these dreams
That all fall down

We want what we can’t have, commodity makes us want it
So expensive, damn, I just got to flaunt it
Got to show ‘em, so exclusive, this that new shit
A hundred dollars for a pair of shoes I would never hoop in
Look at me, look at me, I’m a cool kid
I’m an individual, yea, but I’m part of a movement
My movement told me be a consumer and I consumed it
They told me to just do it, I listened to what that swoosh said
Look at what that swoosh did
See it consumed my thoughts
Are you stupid, don’t crease ‘em, just leave ‘em in that box
Strangled by these laces, laces I can barely talk
That’s my air bubble and I’m lost, if it pops
We are what we wear, we wear what we are
But see I look inside the mirror and think Phil Knight tricked us all
Will I stand for change, or stay in my box
These Nikes help me define me, and I’m trying to take mine, off

[Chorus]
I want to fly
Can you take me far away
Give me a star to reach for
Tell me what it takes
And I’ll go so high
I’ll go so high
My feet won’t touch the ground
Stitch my wings
And pull the strings
I bought these dreams
That all fall down

They started out, with what I wear to school
That first day, like these are what make you cool
And this pair, this would be my parachute
So much more than just a pair of shoes
Nah, this is what I am
What I wore, this is the source of my youth
This dream that they sold to you
For a hundred dollars and some change
Consumption is in the veins
And now I see it’s just another pair of shoes

>> ^mxxcon:

I think most people understand that when they pay $20 to a random guy on street that they are not buying the real thing.
The problem is when scammer charge 'real' prices for fake bags.
And even following these tips I still wouldn't be able to tell the difference. "handle will eventually turn brown"..gee that's useful when you are trying to make a decision on the spot.


That's how you can tell if someone else has a fake bag, but the tip about the LV logo never being in a stitch is probably most useful.

Oh dear lord, the facepalm @ 31 secs had me in stitches.

Apparently this was made using pictures that were stitched together - no video.

Original link here: http://vimeo.com/40005142

I'm writing a Debbie Downer sketch using your exact words ;-)
>> ^residue:

I had all 4 wisdom teeth taken out at once and the pain medication they gave me for home made me nauseous. Threw up for hours through clenched teeth because I couldn't physically open my teeth. Ended up ripping all the stitches out in the process too so I was a bloody, barfy mess. I thought I was going to drown.
Hmm that came out sounding awfully depressing.. not trying to be a downer over here!