our st. bernard is quite happy to go to sleep outside and get snowed on like this until he has an inch of accumulation on him

my st. bernard flinches at a piece of incoming white bread

my st bernard has one of those

Nice job... each of my dog has had specific triggers.... my bassets would start up if you just bayed for them. We had a bloodhound that wouldn't do that, but would start singing if the kids played the recorder. Now we have a St. Bernard, and nothing gets him singing. That is.. until the kids went back to school and broke out the violin. He can't fight it this time....

Pretty impressive I guess. A St. Bernard would have brought some brandy as a treat though.

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>> ^rottenseed:

I wasn't trying to argue about the existence of a god, I was expressing my anger that she is a shitty parent that thinks a higher being is going to do her parenting for her. Essentially we're on the same page if for different reasons...>> ^thumpa28:
Yeah, the theological angle is the one to concentrate on, how fucking predictably boring. Back on topic, the mother needs a slap.



I'm curious: did you read the links I posted? Did you research this story at all? Because it sounds like you're judging this woman based on one quote you cherry-picked from a YouTube description which was itself cherry-picked by a reporter covering the story. It doesn't bother you at all that your rant at this woman is completely based on your imaginary conjecture of who she is or what actually happened?

EDIT:

This news story seems to confirm your assumptions that this woman is not a great parent, though how religion fits into all of that is still unclear.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/mother-coney-island-plunge-girl-kayla-mccree-thanks-savior-steven-st-bernard-article-1.1116593

In other news Steven St Bernard is a freaking hero for catching the kid though, no arguing that.

>> ^transporter:

42 st. bernards x [7 cups per day per dog / 140 cups per forty lb bag of dog food] x $35 per bag = $73.50 per day
or $2205 per month or $26,827.50 per year. I don't own a dog or know how to shop for dog food so all this could be drastically overstated, but good lord. whoever's behind the camera is a good man; that or they are receiving some awesome donations/subsidies.
also, i want more videos of these dogs. i would seriously watch a full length documentary, and there doesn't even have to be a narrative. just these dogs rolling around on each other.


I second that. Totally watchable.

42 st. bernards x [7 cups per day per dog / 140 cups per forty lb bag of dog food] x $35 per bag = $73.50 per day

or $2205 per month or $26,827.50 per year. I don't own a dog or know how to shop for dog food so all this could be drastically overstated, but good lord. whoever's behind the camera is a good man; that or they are receiving some awesome donations/subsidies.

also, i want more videos of these dogs. i would seriously watch a full length documentary, and there doesn't even have to be a narrative. just these dogs rolling around on each other.

I wonder what 42 hyperventilating st Bernards sound like. I would have thought the principle danger from so many dogs is asphyxiation once they consume all the oxygen in the vicinity.

our st bernard puppy does this to our cat. except the entire cats head fits in his mouth

BoneRemake: perculated smoke, a bong is a mans best friend, not a dog, unless the dog is like a st.bernard with a battery operated vaporizer around its neck.

if anyone might giggle I figured you might. talking to myself is second nature.

Particle physics?? Cooool! Yeah I did get that crap offa wiki, and my math skills are non-existent...thanks for the correction, guess self-offin' themselves is a minor past time. Geiger, Fuckin' A...Oh yeah...those doggies with booze or hot chili on their collars in cute little barrels..St Bernards!

We must never forget the finest man ever to mic-over and ride his bike....Albert Hoffman @ the Sandoz Laboratories in Besel!! LSD-25...Concocted In Switzerland!