I know man, snakes and spiders...Most everyone has that unfounded fear of these..... Must have been some trauma as a kid is all I can guess.

My only beef with any reptile or insect is with the American/Oriental cockroach. When I see one in my home it is imperative that I kill it or exhaust myself looking for it before going to bed. When I was 10, I was woken abruptly after having just fallen asleep by one crawling across my mouth, the source of my obsession. (oh fuck, now the NSA knows what to put in Room 101 to get me to confess!)

Plus, the little bastards are smart, wily, and calculated. Can't have that sonofabitch wandering around while I sleep!

oh sonofabitch...hold on.ill be right back sifty

sonofabitch!
i was going to post this!
thats it! new sift rule.only those from boston can post bill burr vids.
texas peeps? you get ron white.

fuck me.bill burr is on fire lately.
the only comedian that can seque into hitler without a stitch.
*promote

The first sonofabitch I thought of was Predator, and it was first. Must be the Austrian that makes it stick so.

NO SPOILERS YOU SONOFABITCH! >> ^Ryjkyj:

If only he was genius enough...

>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:

Wait, aren't there like 37 other ways to produce natural gas without fracking?
i.e. cow farts


Frraaackin' sonofabitch

/col_tigh

Thank you gwiz...and thx for the quality and doublepromote. You sir, are all class...

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HANSEN POWER!!! Congrats on the ruby, you crazy sonofabitch!

HANSEN POWER!!! Congrats on the ruby, you crazy sonofabitch!

That sonofabitch is at home playing Mahjong?!?

>> ^Enzoblue:

I rarely have more than three tabs going at a time. Am I browsing wrong??


No, you're just not an insanely messy sonofabitch.

That's a pretty elaborate grenade station. In ft.knox all we had was 5by5 foot stacked cinderblocks. there were two corprals sitting on crates, between them was a giant open box of grenades. One of them was smoking a stoggie like in the movies. They tossed one up at me without too much concern. I was nervous as hell, pulled the pin and threw that fucker. I'm a tall sonofabitch so i could see it land and detonate. It landed on target, in a recessed concrete sand box looking thing about 20 yards away. They laughed about how nervous I was when I was walking away.

"I'm not gonna stoop to his level by name-calling..." ..that podunk white trash sonofabitch.

Goddamn, we're a bunch of mean sonofabitches. What a room of dicks.

*promote sonofabitch Mario

You watch your back you sonofabitch!

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