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Never had a snake bite and have been handling snakes and using cannabis for quite some time. ....Services every Sunday and Thursday night poker, in the rear.

Well fortunately I wasn't planning on letting any snakes bite me before I saw this.

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[Female] Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass
[Damage] Yeah, lick my ass, bitch
[Female] Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass
[Damage] Lick, lick, lick my ass, bitch
[Female] Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass
[Damage] Yeah, lick my ass, bitch
[Female] Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass
[Damage] It feels so good

[Verse 1: Danny D]
What's up, baby
Hostile/hoe style
Stick out your tongue and make me smile
In between the mountains, come on in
And on my face, you'll see a big grin
I like a girl with a big tongue
When she opens up her mouth, it can touch the rug
To get with this
You gotta have guts
I like it when they rub my nuts
Lick my booty from the bottom to the top
Whoo!
Just don't stop
Come on, bitch, just drive me crazy
Stick out your tongue, make me cry like a baby
The Boys From The Bottom like hoes
All them girl-booty-lickin' pros
Take your time, don't do it too fast
And remember be gentle when you're lickin' my ass

Repeat Chorus {with variations}

[Verse 2: Brain Damage]
Lick, lick, lick, lick, lick my booty
It's hot, but it's juicy
Stick out your tongue, like a snake
Bite my ass, girl, like a grape
It's black, lick it fast
Come on, girl
Suck that ass
Yeah, baby
Come on, drive a nigga crazy
Lickity, lickity, lickity split
Cause Brain Damage just love that shit
Work that booty with a ice cube
Suck my dick and my nuts, too
So let me do ya
Take it to ya
Once I screw ya, I never knew ya
What
You want a kiss, I'll pass
You can lick my red ass

Repeat Chorus {with variations}

[Brain Damage]
Oh yeah
I like that, baby (Whoo hoo!)
Smurfette and the Chocolate Factory
{*simulated munching*}
Whoo!
You give me goosebumps

Repeat Chorus {with variations}

[Brain Damage]
Uh
Lick the tears run from down my eyes
Oooh, you wanna sing
Yo fellas, get ready on the background
Here we go
Check it out

Hook: Boys From The Bottom
It feels so good
I knew you could
Lick my ass
Lick my ass, lick it, lick it
Lick my ass
Lick my ass, lick it, lick it

Repeat Chorus {with variations}

[Female (Brain Damage in background)]
Please let me lick it, let me lick it
Please let me lick it, let me lick it (Like that, bitch)
Oooh, let me lick (Lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick)
Oooh, let me lick (My ass)

Repeat Chorus {with variations}

[Female] Oooh, let me lick
[Brain Damage] Lick my ass, bitch
[Female] Oooh, let me lick
[Brain Damage] And that's the tour
Of the Chocolate Factory

>> ^ghark:

I just completed a first aid training certificate and the trainer advised that these are the only spiders that we actually consider deadly (which was a bit surprising). The other spiders like the red back etc are not really known to kill people. So now you know - if you die from any spider other than a funnel web your doin' it wrong!


Good on you doing a first aid course - not enough people do it.

The red back is still deadly, it's just a very rare occurrence. The last death was way back before the anti-venene was developed. Even then it was not common to die from it (but it was a possibility).

The Sydney funnel web on the other hand is shit your pants deadly in regards to their venom but still account for half of all spider related deaths in Australia (the other half are red back spider deaths). So it's just as rare an occurrence.

I'd be much more worried about eastern brown snake bites - which are super mega shit your pants deadly. And they are much more common.

>> ^moodonia:

I need a "suck out the poison" joke STAT!


That's not how you remove silicone implants... ; )

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Ahh!>> ^kronosposeidon:

I know she's a plastic surgery disaster, but I wouldn't wish that on anyone, especially on such a sensitive area (though she may have lost a lot of sensation with all the silicone jammed into her tits).

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I thought you would appreciate this:

Reaction to Snakes
• Civilian: Runs away from the snake screaming.
• Paratrooper: Lands on and kills the snake.
• Armor: runs over snake, giggles, and looks for more snakes.
• Infantry: "Look, a pussy cat. Come 'ere kitty....Ouch! Hey, that's not a pussy cat."
• Army Aviation: Has GPS grid to snake. Can't find snake. Back to base for crew rest and the club and some sort of drink called "The Snake."
• Ranger: Plays with the snake, then eats it.
• 2nd Ranger: Assaults the snake's home and secures it for use by friendly snakes.
• MI: analyzes all available intelligence and national asset input on the reptilian situation; reports sighting of Godzilla to National Command Authority.
• JAG: Advises the snake on the rules of engagement and the law of war as it pertains to the snake and its defensive posture.
• Quartermaster: Captures snake and applies a NSN to it. Implements a FOI procedure and picks up snake on property book. Has company commander sign hand receipt for "Snake, Green, One Each," as non-expendable unit property.
• Chemical Corps: Starts to gas the little booger, but then realizes that there is an M-18, A-2 Respirator especially made for snakes, remembers the Chemical Corps Motto, "UTRWBAG" (Up Their Rear With Bugs and Gas), and conducts three experiments on it that have been strictly prohibited by the Clinton Treaty of 1999.
• Navy SEAL: Expends all ammunition, several grenades and calls for naval gunfire in a failed attempt to kill the snake. The snake bites the SEAL then retreats to safety.
• Artillery: Kills snake, but in the process kills several hundred civilians with a massive TOT with three FA BDEs in support. Mission is considered a success and all participants (cooks, mechanics, clerks) are awarded Silver Stars.
• Marine Recon: Follows the snake and gets lost.
• Pathfinder: Guides the snake elsewhere.
• AF Fighter Pilot: Mis-identifies the snake as a Russian HIND helicopter and engages it with missiles. Crew chief paints a snake on airplane.
• AF Pararescue: Wounds the snake in first encounter, then feverishly works to save the snake's life.
• Green Beret: Makes contact with the snake, builds rapport, wins its heart and mind, then trains it to kill other snakes.

even johnny knoxville knows that snakes bite!! regardless if they are venomous or not ... snakes do have fangs!

funny fake video though!