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Slow News day?

Slow news day?

poor stupid lonely atheist, what do they know?
reverting to billboards to try and pick up chicks, how dispicable.
i love how the news reporters framed this issue, so fair and balanced™. It must've been rating weeks or a slow "news" day. Oh no, I forgot, our news in this country sucks that bad.
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Wow.
SLOW news day at the White House it seems.

Perhaps Barney was in a bad mood with the rest of the Bushes at having their eviction papers served.

Well shes not afraid to bring out them crazy eyes...

and also she makes a good point. I think I'm gonna bring a tent and some lawn chairs and camp out in front the voting machines with some ear warmers on, some hot soup in hand, and an obama flag wavin in the back. And when they ask what I'm doin I'll just say something like, "I'm waiting for the new iphone." Thats prolly news worthy on a slow news day... =P

I don't have any heartstrings to be pulled. ABC had a slow news day, and their writing was terrible. "Everything was perfect, except one thing. There weren't enough tissues to go around." Stop. I've had enough.

I've never seen a person with Down Syndrome who wasn't smiling. It's part of being mentally slow; they let go of things that normal people don't.

It's a slow news day when CNN will maintain a story about nothing. At the end they even say that you don't need a home to vote, so there is no way Republicans can stop former home-owners from voting.

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It's obviously a grasshopper.

Call in the Ghost Hunters! Crimony. Must have been a slow news day.

they should show that ad right after every one of those fucking annoying whistling enzyte ads. Or viagra or cialis, for that matter, because the same argument applies - "mommy, what's that for?" Why didn't this issue come up with those? In any case, it must have been another slow news day.

slow news day? lol.

It must have been a slow news day on FOX . . . could they bleed the story a little more?

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Must have been a slow news day at CNN ...