Can I just sidetrack and say, "Fuck Melania too."

"Be Best"?

Could no one on her staff fix that grammar?
It would have been better in the original Slovenian,
"Najbolje!"

Dude, is this a popular sentiment in Slovenia?

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/2016-election-day/melania-trump-s-slovenian-birthplace-very-proud-first-lady-n682046

I'm still fucking reeling from this election, though I'm a little better than I was yesterday. Maybe it's a good thing for Slovenia...? I mean Trump would send you guys military help if you needed it, probably before the rest of Europe.

Anyway, get your ass to Washington. Get a job in the new Trump administration. You could be Secretary of Agriculture. You guys are all farmers, right?

I just ran across this picture yesterday, the Trump family portrait:

https://i.sli.mg/hw80Mr.jpg

Ha, isn't that great! I don't know what Slovenian sentiment in general is towards American taste, but let me assure that their family photo is tacky even by American standards. Just thought you might want to share this with your countrymen, as I'm sure Melania is a great source of pride to you all.

edit: Yes, that is a real picture, not photoshopped:

http://www.snopes.com/family-photograph-of-melania-barron-and-donald-trump/

*promote (drunk with power points!)

The magnificent mad rambling Slovenian bastard nailed it again!

The e-cig thing in particular is a hot topic for me at the moment due to the moronic new EU legislation & combined media shitstorm.

As we shoot down the layers of poorly researched bullshit the anti crowd throw at us in arguments it generally seems come down to something along the lines of "you are setting a bad example", or "you'd still be better off not smoking".

At that point "mind your own fucking business you self righteous prude" starts to seem like a perfectly mature response.

Happy Birthday my Slovenian friend!

Politically. They started in the 80s before Slovenian independence, and their very first performance was banned before it started... they were dissidents as long as there was a Yugoslavia.

This votes for Slovenian Nationalism and a probie losing a 'P'
A hit in Slovenia with 26,900+ views, Hegel and Marx would be impressed if indeed the essence of mind is freedom.

Language is Slovenian, with a strong accent. Hello from Slovenia

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@<a rel="nofollow" href="http://videosift.com/member/kulpims" title="member since May 14th, 2007" class="profilelink">kulpims thought of a funny nick name, PAS, which is close to dog in Slovenian, his native tongue. Dog is pes. Thought that was humorous

Pumkin And Storm, PAS. haha. Jen is much prettier
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Aww, thank you @<a rel="nofollow" href="http://videosift.com/member/pumkinandstorm" title="member since March 27th, 2012" class="profilelink"><strong style="color:#f52c65">pumkinandstorm! I want to call you just pumkin or storm, but those names are already taken! Aahhhhh! I'm trying to remember your name.. I'm terrible with names. I'm Laura. :

The picture was an emo moment, decided to capture it. W_-
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What a beautiful avatar. It's art!


You can call me Jen if you like (it's my real name) : When I set up this account I wasn't really thinking too clearly about a good user name. I wish I hadn't used TWO names...it sounds like I have multiple personality disorder. ; Or...if you can come up with a creative abbreviation for pumkinandstorm, that would be great too! I'm open to anything! :


Kulpims is a genius!!! That is really funny. PAS it is! It also sounds a bit like "paws" which is also related. Haha.

thank you for your persistence, it paid off
http://videosift.com/video/Ne-orji-ne-sejaj-slovenian-folk-song

so, blankman took a break jerking-off to olympic ice skating and reminded me that I should wrap things up. you were right, blankman. nobody gives a shit about this roast, or me. *insert long and boring whine here*
well, I gave up hoping I won't be bored to death after day one so I didn't even bother checking in after that. that's cause I love you so much, see - I didn't want this lamefest to spoil my impression of you...

nice new avatar, choggie. too bad we all know you're still a virgin (anal doesn't count). say hi to your hot latino lover, will ya
the geography based east-european jokes are so last century, blankfist. much like your movies

the rest of you assholes i don't even know or care for so that's it, really. my 2 cents and all. I have nothing more to say about your pathetic attempts at ridiculing me. it's my birthday today so I'll be off, getting drunk (it's a slovenian thing, you wouldn't understand)

THE END

Kulpims, our own Slovenian slacker, admits to being a loser, a smart ass, a drunk and a stoner. He’s already done such a good job of roasting himself, but he left out wannabee.

He lovingly refers to VideoSift as his Sift-crack, choggieland and Home. ‘Guess he didn’t get the eviction notice.

Rosie Palm mentioned that she’s tired of the whole “jazz and jizz” routine. She started to complain hysterically about his obsession with “ass gravy,” but then suddenly went quiet.

He’s been so vigilant in eradicating dupes he’s been nicknamed Deputy Dupe of the VideoSift PD. Siftbot has been run so ragged with commands, he now has kulpims on ignore.

Kulpims is not fond of LOL Cats. Too bad there aren’t any LOL Dogs.

Good night and may the Farce be with you.

Pasted below are Roman's responses to our Roast Quiz. The RoastMASTER's commentary appears in parentheses.

My real name is Roman Novak. I'm from Europe, Slovenia (we don't know what cheetos are), but I'll try to answer your stupid questions as best as I can.

1.What do you, do most of the day when you are not lounging, but not on the computer?
Roman: Mostly I do nothing or as little as possible. I watch tv shows, movies, read books and smoke weed. When I become bored of that I go outside and get drunk at a pub. In the summertime I ride mountain bikes. I don't like winter or winter sports much

2.Who are you more fond of?
A..Mother
B.McDonalds
C.Beer
D.Technical Assistance
E. Dairy Products
F.All of the above
G.None (kill them all)
Roman: Kill'em all, leave the beer.

3. How many pairs of shoes as opposed to matching undergarments.... boxers or briefs
Roman: weird question. (editor: no shit, what were you thinking Choggie?) I'd say 1 shoe for 10 underpants. there

4.mac or pc?
Roman: pc. or at least hackintosh

5. Who’s your guru?
Roman: I don't have guru's, but there are a few people I love and would buy beer for them. mostly writers I like, movie directors, scientists and people who make me laugh.

6.Bush or No Bush?
Roman: I don't care

7.sprinkles, gravy, or cherry on top?
Roman: gravy ( Ass gravy, of course)

8.tits, ass, or legs.
Roman: face first, gotta be cute. tits are not a priority, but a fine ass is a must. also, i hate fankles

9.supine or prostrate?
Roman: i sleep on my back if that's what u mean (It’s not, but whatever. You have to cut the guy a little slack for his ESL handicap)

10. cat, dog or other
Roman: dog, i guess. not really a pet person

11. Car, bike, public transit, walking or motorcycle?
Roman: bike first, then car (I don't own one for past 3-4 years now)

12.time, newsweek or USNews and World Report?
Roman: i get my news from Stephen Colbert (like every good Videosifter)

13.beer preference?
Roman: Laško (slovenian), Heineken

14.Religion: Protestant, Catholic, Muslim, Atheist,Agnostic,Jedi?
Roman: no religion (Again, like everybody here at Videosift)

15.Ever arrested?
Roman: not actually arrested, I was charged a couple of times, most were drug related, couple of fights, and theft once - which I was innocent of and proved it in court, too. (I guess the definition of “arrested” is different in Slovenia than in North America)

16.cheetos: crunchy or puffs?
Roman: crunchy

17.dog or cat person?
Roman: look at 10 (holy double post, batman!)

18.bangs, balding or rug?
Roman: bangs

19.five most cherished possessions
Roman: possesions ... my bike, i guess. my computer. I'm not really attached to material things (+ I don't have many so it's kinda meaningless question for me) and mementos don't do much for me either. every few years I throw ever4ything away and start over

20.clean shaven, beard, goatee or moustache
Roman: beard (it only tickles for a little while)

21. Desert Island albums?
Roman: hard to decide. something jazzy, definetly (sic)

22. Pro gay marriage, or agin?
Roman: do whatever the fuck you want, is my motto. just don't piss on other people

23. Communicable diseases... be honest
Roman: never ever. besides, I hardly have sex any more except with myself (no wonder he fits in so well here, plus he gives amazing backrubs)

love this song. here's slovenian version covered by Neca Falk

with slovenian subtitles