"mylungpuppy commented on 28 Apr 2015
Hey man...nice to meet you. Thanks for subscribing to my channel...I just watched a few of your vids..good work, I just subbed you back. Do you still have snow up there and is it finally all melted? Warm spring weather here in NYC..I'm going out of a ride now. bye, Ronco"

ronco Ron Anderson mylungpuppy *ban

No problem, just use Honest Rape Detector Spray by Ronco

Definite upvote. This is right up there with Dan Ackroyd's Ronco Bassomatic and Lark's Vomit Jam.

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>> ^NordlichReiter:
what the fuck, do you need all that for?
I have one cleaver, one chef knife, and two small choppers ( only because i use one to cut raw meat, and the other to cut veggies.)


Well you don't need any of that, and you don't seem to understand infomercials... they're designed to sell lazy people a clever idea in the form of a useless product for them to buy, then gather dust and throw away..

In the world of GATTACA (the name is composed of the letters used in a DNA sequence - GATC), a system to destroy all body debris would be very useful. When DNA alone is used for identity (in the film, guards barely looked at his ID), swiping someone's DNA is as good as swiping their wallet and PINs. DNA analyzers are common in that world, and Ronco probably makes a home device to perform Polymerase Chain Reaction. An incinerator to get rid of all of one's loose hairs and skin flakes would be a very good idea.

finally i can shoot while I stab! what a timesaver, thank you ronco !