I could totally go for some Hulu and rimjob. Damn you, John Oliver. I have to wait at least 3 hours before I get to test out your concept and rule 34 that shit for Jesus.

Fair enough Dag

...sucks now I can't deliver p-ponts to alla y'all that are either used to the stroke, or never expecting the surprise...My advice to all y'all lazy motherfuckers that just sit on yer power-points and never do anything with em?? Make someone happy today and worry about whether or not some dumb-ass bullshit belongs up on the front page just because you wanna pop-spit or promote your OWN videos (which I think is completely retarded, unless it's to promote some hella good shit, which most of you self-promoting motherfuckers's shit, ISN'T!?? DUH??)

Oh and Dag?? Fuck a buncha blaming the time zone or not copping to the real-deal timing IS after all, everythhing...I'm no fucking idiot. I KNOW there's a buncha whiny mother fucks, crawling up the sift's ass to burn me, all you poser fucks can fuck the fuck the fuck off and go back to sleep.

You know who you are....Suck my balls and gently carress the taint, rimjobs after I've had some schwarma and spanakopita and sag panneer, motherfuckers. You ACTUAL haters know exactly who and what you are and can't see yourself for the douche in your veins.

Ok. Got all that out. Back to shitting-on-bullshit when it screams, to the consternation of all haters everywhere.

Too bad for all those dead Kronospissant videos I can never fix to help alleviate the carbon-fucking-footprint that coal-burner left behind....because the arbitrary rules here suck donkey-dick!!

(It's no great mystery as to why this site was never able to make any fucking money...self-destructive, narcissistic circle-jerk of doom)

I do love that song "Laughter in the Rain." I mean, not love like I'd like to give it a rimjob or anything...or oral sex...not like he's Annie Lennox...but it was a happy song in a time/space continuum when I was around ten years old and more monkey than man, climbing trees and chewing on dandelion stems, scouring unlikely places for thrown-away Playboy's and Penthouses and dreaming of a secret hiding place where I could have sex with women twice my age....

Someone explained to me in a PM that I meant rimjob and that rimshot wasn't a sex act, that he had figured out that I was perversely (I love that! perverse!) substituting a penis for a tongue.

If you have to explain a joke, it isn't funny.

But still... I have been honestly calling blankie an ole softie for months now. Turning it into a penis joke is still funny. That wasn't confusing.

So no upvotes on a flaccid penis joke made by a woman? Why isn't that funny?

As for your 50 game -- it's all about trust, isn't it? She trusts you, you trust her. You give each other time to prepare -- Houdini took shots to the stomach as a living, after all. You are messing with people's minds and expectations in those public places -- I see the joke.

But do I have to say this YET ONE MORE TIME? I guess so.... I have no problem with the C punch vid. That woman was under no more pressure than a man would have been in the same situation. I don't think it was a dorm room though, I think they were members of the same military unit (check out her sweatshirt). It was the title that bothered.



>> ^residue:

Actually, I don't even understand the second half of the "zing" Except he can't "what?" There's no adjective verb(edit) in the phrase "You ole softie"
As a side note, here is a fun game my wife and I regularly play. One of us says "Gimmie a 50

I have an extremely awesome Doctor. I'm going to tell you about him.

He's an old country doctor who decided to move back to civilization to be close to his grandchildren before he dies. He doesn't accept any insurance, he charges $40 for an office visit, he has a deal worked out with a lab to give his patients extremely reasonable lab fees (for MOST lab work he can charge $30), he was a young doctor in vietnam, he's old and experienced enough to know how to do things without a lot of bells and whistles and very very conservatively, he tries his best to only prescribe generic medications (if any at all if he can avoid it because he despises what the pharmaceutical companies have become), for the $40 which comes out of your pocket - he will not overbook his schedule and spend a significant amount of time with you so you can both understand your health and your lifestyle and how those are related, if you are very sick and do not have $40 or can not afford any needed lab work - he will do what he can to work with you.

I asked him once about his odd practices and he guffawed at me and said that the insurance companies "dick me over first, so they can dick him over next". apparently, he thinks making an industry gambling on whether or not people will get ill is a terrible scam and then making the gambler, the bookie is a fucking fraud. he thinks socialized medicine won't work in this country, not because it's inherently evil but because "the people who make the plans don't do shit but give rimjobs to the people who have all the money, and the people who have all the money are only concerned with getting more of it".

so i kind of think this is an excellent way of doing things. i know it's a libertarian way of doing things. and doesn't help me if i need to go to the hospital. but if i can afford preventative care, have a physician to talk to me like i'm a human being about my lifestyle how to control it and how that translates into good health, and i can afford to go to the doctor when i get sick instead of letting it turn into pneumonia, then my chances of needing the hospital drop dramatically.

in short, i fucking looooove this man. i think he should teach med school and imbue his students with his experience, confidence, reason and utter lack of greed.

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Obama is the "not Bush" candidate of 2008.

He and Hilary were both the most right-wing of the Democratic contenders, aside from that rimjob Lieberman.

I don't think he's the answer to all our problems, and he said some things in the debates that ruffled my feathers, but a person has to face facts and the fact is that four more years of McCain will perfectly translate into four more years of George W. Bush.

One of the bad things about voting Obama is that we'll be seeing four solid years of attack-dog journalism just like we saw during the last four years of Clinton.

Ahhh the rejects, waifs, and otherwise under-endowed with survival skills who get on up Oregon way.....Livin' up mid-way in the Pacific rimjob with all them real dormant poppers, and these kids build em a fake one fulla perfectly good vinegar and soda......Wait till Hood pops....fuck sake.....Jellystone pops and the world goes dark!!.....500,000 years and counting, and over-fucking due......Oregon: Be All You Can Be!! Silly bastards.....

Mostly I hibernate during the winter, I store up sleep. Kinda like a rechargeable battery.

Also, I'm a robot.

P.S. Rimjob??? o.0...

Go Rimjob! I mean... Rembar! (And if you don't know what that is, there ain't no way in hell I'm telling you.)