I'm very happy I didn't visit any pr0n 2.0 sites an hour earlier; I've retained enough bodily fluid to shed a tear.

This tribute reminds me of the time a puzzled Beast-Man, saved from falling off a cliff says, "Why did you rescue me, He-Man? I wouldn't have done the same for you."

The answer to Beast-Man's query comes from the hearts of Videosifters ("liberalsift, athesift," et al) and that answer is you are all as gracious and powerful as He-Man, only slightly more handsome, certainly twice as dumb. Beast-Man will be back next week to raise havoc. In the meantime, I love you all for the purest, most sinister reason: I have no choice.

Damn your charms!

May Darwin, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the ghosts of Lenin, Lennon and Karl and Groucho Marx bless you all and this site.

KUCINICH/NADER 2012

The sergeant is one of the best characters in the whole show.

I still can't believe that's Chief Reilly's son on Rescue Me. I must have been watching the series the third time through before I realized it.

0:29 - "I awoke and found my husband in a state that I've never, ever seen him in."

As she says this, they show a photo of a naked man.

0:40 - States he was taken by the Lord and dropped into hell.

This point provided much of the humor for me as the video continued.

1:06 - "I noticed there were these huge creatures in the cell and they were just cursing God..."

Frankly, if the Lord snatched me out of bed in the middle of the night and sent me to hell, I'd have some choice words for him, too.

1:30 - The first scream of agony heard in the background is a sound effect from Heretic, the 1994 fantasy FPS by Raven. It was the death scream for the player.

1:50 - "I was so grateful that he just rescued me out of hell..."

after he put you there in the first place?

2:04 - God says, "I want you to go and tell people that it's not my will that anyone go there..."

Except for you, Bill. That was totally His will.

2:28 - "The most important point is that God loves us so much that..."

...he's willing to send us to Hell to make a point he could have just stated.

When you make hundreds of millions of dollars, rescue me from America.

Actually all those hotties make feel superheterosexualized. Thanks for rescuing me from the brink of gayness.

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Faith is restored.
Tony Cox is priceless-Preacher in Beetlejuice,- on a few episodes of "Rescue Me", with Dennis Leary- a very funny man.