I just got my bitcoins in what seemed like a crazy amount of work. First I got a form from Bitinstant that required me to go to a moneygram agent and give them a bunch of codes over a little red phone, so after sitting in a booth with a moneygram agent on the little red phone giving codes - I paid the attendant, which paid a company called ZipZap that transfered my money to Bitinstant which transferred the money to Mt. Gox. Afte it arrived at Mt Gox I then turned into bitcoins and transferred to my second favorite place on the internet 62.95 turned into $55.95 which turned into 10.4487162558 bitcoins. Soon I shall once again have magical abilities.

"If you're paying attention, you know these things are absolutely, blatantly, shockingly untrue!"

I'm paying attention! Me Glenn! Pick me! Call me RIGHT NOW and I'll tell it to you! I've got a bright red phone too!

When I "make the call", can it be on the red phone where I get to nuke the Fox News studios?

Just curious.

You're too late. I found this yesterday and already touched the red phone.

"Palinized"

Bush talks to Jesus directly. Jesus knows where everyone is and what they are thinking. Because he is 'magic'. Jesus talks to Bush directly. As a result, the US military knows anything and everything, and can selectively target and kill Al Qaeda leadership. Because Jesus prefers the USA over all other nations, Bush has a 'red phone' he can use to call the magic-man himself directly. Day or night. Jesus is Bush's main-man. He talks to him. They are close buddies.

Regarding secret technology. Evidence (via witness testimony and bodies of oddly killed individuals in morgues) shows that there is use of new top secret microwave and laser based weapons systems. That is probably not what Woodward is talking about.

I suspect they may have some enhanced way to monitor/track/and locate communications between insurgents on the battlefield with pinpoint accuracy.. very quickly and effectively. Just a guess though.

Then again.. it may simply be Jesus talking to the main man Bush. He likes to materialize as a little dude hovering over his shoulder, and whispers magic words into his ear.

“In fact, we have had a red phone moment,” Mr. Obama said. “It was the decision to invade Iraq. And Senator Clinton gave the wrong answer, George Bush gave the wrong answer, John McCain gave the wrong answer.”

NYT