These threads lately are sounding like a bunch of over educated 15 year olds. I see trolls get banned for "hurting the sift" over and over again. BUT....

How is this any different?

Admins pay attention: You need to stop these destructive threads pronto however you feel like you need to... kill the comment ability on them, delete them whatever.. Just end this crap.

You're either going to have happy loving visitors come to the site to read intelligent witty conversation, or the members you'll attract are train wreck drive by types that are coming for the drama.

The best way to fix your mood is to upvote everything in my queue and PQ. I swear, it works!

Nobody should ever stay away from commenting, even if they're extremely pissed or just in a general grumpy mood. I like to see people react without needing to edit their words first. That's why I like the idea of not being able to edit after a certain amount of time. So what if someone was drunk typing or angry or whatever? That's life. The best part is when someone apologizes and the two parties talk it over, resolving any conflict. If we all used our backspace button for every odd thing we typed, we'd be a bunch of passive-aggressive whiners. And I'm already that in real life.

And just for good measure, I hope your dog/cat/fish dies of gonorrhea. Uh oh, no comment editing! hehe.

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
I do have some weed! I'm a miserable fuck and I should stay away from commenting when i'm in this mood. And no it's not PMS

I getcha, even before you wrote my profile I was aware I was being a reactionary japsi and edited. Sorry man Pass the word on, ac has lost her sense of humour and she needs it back fuckin pronto

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
If I ever miss KP, I'll just put a sock on my hand and make it sing Chaccaron.

I wasn't condemning, per se. The CP420 debacle was necessary, because he was being a douchebag and it was bothering more than a few people. My concern was with the general attitude of everyone involved. I hate the guy for being a troll, but even I need to calm down and realize it's just a web site. Not that calming down should remove anger entirely, but just enough so we all can go back to watching dogs fart, which is what we're here for.

I have a problem with the apparent rising of tempers when it comes to various aspects of this site, like blankfist's Upvote Everything Day. I see the downside and the upside to his idea, so I try to stay neutral. joedirt does not. At all. In any way. heh.

Got any weed?

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
Pfft, quit ya moanin and go watch videos then

No-one makes anyone read sift talk posts, can't really see what you're getting at here, other than to condemn people - myself included obviously - for giving a shit about one person relentlessly being a dick. That's hardly taking everything too seriously is it now.

Who is asking for perfection? Everyone is entitled to their opinions and to move about this place as they see fit on an individual basis. To be told what and how we should be acting is somewhat annoying.

I think you is missing KP

<edit> I know i'm being a moody cunt, take this comment however you want to

I do have some weed! I'm a miserable fuck and I should stay away from commenting when i'm in this mood. And no it's not PMS

I getcha, even before you wrote my profile I was aware I was being a reactionary japsi and edited. Sorry man Pass the word on, ac has lost her sense of humour and she needs it back fuckin pronto

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
If I ever miss KP, I'll just put a sock on my hand and make it sing Chaccaron.

I wasn't condemning, per se. The CP420 debacle was necessary, because he was being a douchebag and it was bothering more than a few people. My concern was with the general attitude of everyone involved. I hate the guy for being a troll, but even I need to calm down and realize it's just a web site. Not that calming down should remove anger entirely, but just enough so we all can go back to watching dogs fart, which is what we're here for.

I have a problem with the apparent rising of tempers when it comes to various aspects of this site, like blankfist's Upvote Everything Day. I see the downside and the upside to his idea, so I try to stay neutral. joedirt does not. At all. In any way. heh.

Got any weed?

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
Pfft, quit ya moanin and go watch videos then

No-one makes anyone read sift talk posts, can't really see what you're getting at here, other than to condemn people - myself included obviously - for giving a shit about one person relentlessly being a dick. That's hardly taking everything too seriously is it now.

Who is asking for perfection? Everyone is entitled to their opinions and to move about this place as they see fit on an individual basis. To be told what and how we should be acting is somewhat annoying.

I think you is missing KP

<edit> I know i'm being a moody cunt, take this comment however you want to

Good on ya, mate. Your fix is perfectly fine!

In reply to this comment by burdturgler:
Alright, I fixed that the other day with the liveleak embed, but my youtube dmca dispute was finally resolved, so if you'd rather use that one you can grab the embed here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRDKCr3I7Xc


In reply to this comment by Issykitty:
U da man! Thanks so much! I will fix it pronto (as soon as it hits the dead pool).

I will have to ask that original vid uploader, "Wha happened???"

Alright, I fixed that the other day with the liveleak embed, but my youtube dmca dispute was finally resolved, so if you'd rather use that one you can grab the embed here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRDKCr3I7Xc


In reply to this comment by Issykitty:
U da man! Thanks so much! I will fix it pronto (as soon as it hits the dead pool).

I will have to ask that original vid uploader, "Wha happened???"

U da man! Thanks so much! I will fix it pronto (as soon as it hits the dead pool).

I will have to ask that original vid uploader, "Wha happened???"

In reply to this comment by burdturgler:
The bad news is, your fav sift is dead.
The good news is, I have it hosted for you here:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d0e_1224943026



I had it on youtube but now I'm in a DMCA dispute with them because they think it's part of Jay Leno's show and owned by NBC ... lol


In reply to this comment by Issykitty:
Wha?

In reply to this comment by burdturgler:
I have good news and I have bad news.
Which would you like first?

^I disagree, the bullshit must continue. Let's get the two of you in speedos and a vat of honey, pronto! It's a Tickle Fight!!!!

^That video needs to be sifted pronto.

^ Friedman's answer sounds like trying to cure dandruff with a guillotine.

100 years ago when the government wasn't regulating business, there were 12 year-olds working 100 hour work weeks in factories that poisoned them.

But hey, nobody was worried about lobbyists, so let's go back to that, pronto.

Well there you have it, I say the sift needs a "horse" channel pronto

"Ignore" should be flushed down the can and pronto.

That cat needs to see a doctor, pronto.

^I did my BEST search for this before posting it, i.e., I used terms like "copy", "copy machine", "copier", "photocopy", "photocopier", "xerox", "paper", etc, yet I found no dupes. If one exists I'll discard this one pronto, and then seek counseling.

Flyingkitty-Yes Indeed.
Chaucer??? The misplaced concern and sympathy for, or ascribing of self-conscious awareness to, a rodent???? That could be attributed to insanity.....

He is not knocking the little fella out, but he ain't exactly giving Twirly the greatest digs to nest in.....but what do you expect?? That sounds like a French accent on the telly in the background, and people who keep rodents in cages, in their rooms, well......

A pet snake would be a roommate that could cure the exercise fetish pronto....

entr0py... I am aware that Rammstein's music wasn't in this particular scene. I was loosely associating on the German theme (the comment about german engineering), and since Rammstein is in the movie soundtrack, I think it would be a good joke tag. I just explained away all the humor in it! You're supposed to read my mind, y'know!

oh, and cheesemoo... your homework tonight is to view David Lynch's Lost Highway, pronto!!! There will be a pop quiz...