hallo!!! (hello)
he?? wat mot je. (hey, what do you want from me?)

(refrein)
me tiete! me tiete! me tiete zijn oke!!! (my boobs are okay)
me tiete! me tiete! me tiete zijn oke.

(couplet1)
ik hou niet van studeren. (I don't like studying)
nee das niks voor mij. (no, that not for me)
maar is er wat te feesten dan ben ik erbij. (but if there's a party I'll be present)
ze kost alleen maar geld en verder ken ze niks. (she only costs money, she can't do anything)
wat ben ik toch een loser!! (damn, I'm a loser)

(couplet2)
na school toe of werken heb ik nog nooit gedaan. (never went to school or work)
daar ben ik toch te stom voor. (I'm too dumb for that)
het IQ van een banaan. (the IQ of a banana)

(couplet3)
strijken of de was doen. (ironing or doing the laundry)
nee! dat kan ik niet (no, I can;t)
maar kijk eens naar die tieten. (but take a look at those boobies)
je weet niet wat je ziet!!!!! (you don;t know what you're looking at)

(refrein)
me tiete! me tiete! me tiete zijn oke!!
maar wat je van me zegt me tiete die zijn echt. (whatever you say about me, but my boobs are real)
ja! net zo echt als me rolex. (yeah, just as real as my Rolex)
me tiete zijn oke!

(couplet4)
kheb niemand iets te melden maar heb wel een gsm. (I have nothing to tell yet I have a mobile)
tot tien ken ze nie tellen met ter geile stem. (she can't even count to ten with her horny voice)
voor een pakje sigaretten ga ik lekker met je mee. (for a package of cigarettes I'll go with you)
ja daag!! weet je wat dat kost tegenwoordig een pakje sigaretten. (no way! you know how much a package costs these days?!)
ik rij vaak op mijn scooter wat zinloos in het rond. (I often drive around in circles on my scooter)
en ik zit wat te bouten in mijn bloote kond!! (and I'm farting with my ass exposed)
van mekup en de kapper daar weet ik alles van. (I know all about make up and hair dressers)
maar vraag ter nou maar niet of ze kan schrijven. (but don't ask her to write)

(refrein)
me tiete me tiete me tiete zijn oke!
me tiete me tiete me tieten zijn oke!
maar wat je van me zegt me tiete zijn echt!!
alleen der hersenen die zijn van syliconen. (only her brain are made of silicones)

(couplet6)
heb een dubbele d. (I have a double D)
en daarom mag ik mee. (that's why I'm joining you)
alle jongens vinden mij oke. (all boy find me ok)
waarom rot je niet op met je plAstic kop. (why don't you fuck off with you plastic head)
je lijkt wel op een opblaas pop. (you look like a blow up doll)

tieten tieten tieten
tieten!!!!!!

oh! henk wat is tie groot! (oh henk, what a big one)
niet aan trekken nou!!!! (now don't pull it)
blijf van mijn snor af lellebel! (keep your hands of my moustache)

(refrein)
me tiete!! me tiete!! me tiete zijn oke!
Ja!!
der tiete! der tiete!! der tiete zijn oke!
maar wat je van me zegt me tiete die zijn echt!!
ja hoor!!

me tiete me tiete me tiete zijn oke!!
me tiete tiete tiete tiete tiete!!zijn oke!
me tiete tiete tiete zijn oke

maar wat je van me zegt
me tiete die zijn echt!!

ME TIETE ZIJN OKE!!!!!!

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>> ^alizarin:
Dude's got perfect comic timing how he set it up


I was pissing myself laughing long before the reaction. The careful, deliberate setup; the slooow reach with the stick; it was all perfect.

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>> ^EDD:
I hear this video made the cover of a Norwegian newspaper. Haldaug, Ornthoron, care to confirm this?


It made it to the video section of the online version of Dagbladet, one of Norway's largest papers: http://www.dagbladet.no/tv/index.html?clipid=32435

It may also have had a prominent place on dagbladet.no, but I highly doubt it was featured in any paper newspaper.

>> ^EDD:
I hear this video made the cover of a Norwegian newspaper. Haldaug, Ornthoron, care to confirm this?


Newspapers don't have videos. Man, you're not thinking in 20th century...

>> ^calvados:
>> ^jimnms:
Any guess as to what he's not getting tonight?

...Head?


You win.

>> ^redyellowblue:
A. She didnt get hurt (lucky on that one, if she backed up into a glass table and broke it, things would have turned out different)
B. She took it well and laughed with it.

"Any guess as to what he's not getting tonight?"
If anything I bet this girl got the biggest tingle in the gina after this.
Can anyone guess Who's GOING to have Hot Sex after that?


This. People have some pretty stuck up significant others by the sound of it.

No, that other dude is bigger, hairier, and covered in tats. His girlfriend is skankier as well.

>> ^EndAll:
Is this the couple from the long line of pranks on each other? He's gotten clever with this one, if so.

>> ^jimnms:
Any guess as to what he's not getting tonight?


...Head?

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