*promote the pizza rolls!

I actually meant anal cyst. Mary Christ Mass. >> ^quantumushroom:

I think you mean ANAL-sys. Fk it, here's a pizza roll. Merry xmas!
>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
Great analysis as always.

I think you mean ANAL-sys. Fk it, here's a pizza roll. Merry xmas!

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

Great analysis as always.

>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:

i want pizza! p-i-z-z-a!
..I wonder if time stops completely if you watch this while stoned.


I still want my pizza roll from RedLetterMedia.

I'm sorry I brought the spicy rolls. I didn't see this note before I left for work. I'll make sure to clean up the bathroom after we're done having lackadaisical missionary sex. And after I'm done crying. Lurv you, baby cakes.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
alright, but if you have to put it in my butt again, lets not get the spicy pizza rolls.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
I didn't give you the clap, that was brain. I gave you diarrhea and a prolapsed rectum, remember?

I was thinking we'd get some pizza rolls and watch Hot Shots: Part Deux.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
did you make enough sandwiches to afford a movie?
and have you finished your round of antibiotics? i dont want to catch the clap again like last time.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
So do you want dinner and a movie, or do you just want me to bone you tonight? XOXO

alright, but if you have to put it in my butt again, lets not get the spicy pizza rolls.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
I didn't give you the clap, that was brain. I gave you diarrhea and a prolapsed rectum, remember?

I was thinking we'd get some pizza rolls and watch Hot Shots: Part Deux.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
did you make enough sandwiches to afford a movie?
and have you finished your round of antibiotics? i dont want to catch the clap again like last time.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
So do you want dinner and a movie, or do you just want me to bone you tonight? XOXO

I didn't give you the clap, that was brain. I gave you diarrhea and a prolapsed rectum, remember?

I was thinking we'd get some pizza rolls and watch Hot Shots: Part Deux.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
did you make enough sandwiches to afford a movie?
and have you finished your round of antibiotics? i dont want to catch the clap again like last time.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
So do you want dinner and a movie, or do you just want me to bone you tonight? XOXO

I want a pizza roll!

WHO WANTS PIZZA ROLLS? whowantspizzarollsrollspizzarolls

Now if they could just find a crater filled with pizza rolls and some breathable air I'll be all set. I can leave this planet full of crazy monkeys behind.

His stare is so fucking INTENSE. It's like he's looking right at me and thinking, "Now, for dessert..."

EDIT: HOLY shit, I just found out the nutritional value of 40 pizza rolls . For those who are curious:

Nutrition Facts
Per 7 serving (1 serving being 6 pizza rolls)
Amount Per Serving
Calories 1470
% Daily Value *
Total Fat 70g
108%

Saturated Fat 17.5g
88%

Trans Fat 10.5g

Polyunsaturated Fat 0g

MonoUnsaturated Fat 0g
Colesterol 70mg
24%
Sodium 3360mg
140%
Total Carbohydrates 168g
57%

Dietary Fiber 7g
29%
Protein 49 g
98%
* Based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
134%
Sodium 19200mg
800%
Total Carbohydrates 960g
320%

Dietary Fiber 40g
160%
Protein 280 g
560%
* Based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

You know what harder trick he should try? How about NOT eating 40 pizza rolls in hopefully under 2 minutes?

Fail on so many levels.