>> ^ant:

>> ^hpqp:
Aw man, that was pretty hilarious. You should post the Peta turkey one, I would totally upvote that sheet.

I haven't seen that one. I only watched the games I know and played like Oregon Trail! Why don't YOU submit it and I will vote it up? I have too many to submit.


Thanks, 'tis done!

http://videosift.com/video/Hilarious-Cooking-Game-Playthrough

>> ^hpqp:

Aw man, that was pretty hilarious. You should post the Peta turkey one, I would totally upvote that sheet.


I haven't seen that one. I only watched the games I know and played like Oregon Trail! Why don't YOU submit it and I will vote it up? I have too many to submit.

Aw man, that was pretty hilarious. You should post the Peta turkey one, I would totally upvote that sheet.

Imma print your comment and hang it next to my desk for a few days. Well done lad! Very balanced view indeed!

>> ^VoodooV:

yeah, where's the left wing fringe that wants to take away rights from people?
Left wing fringe = vegans, PETA fanatics who want to give equal rights to pets, and ultra hippies who really do want to live in a bona fide commune.
If I were to guess, The right wing thinks the left wing fringe are mustache twirling villians actively conspiring to bring down america from within. (you know, anyone who doesn't wear a US flag lapel pin) Which is fine, but you need to prove that shit instead of just put baseless accusations out.
calling someone a communist/socialist is a meaningless fear-mongering distraction. if you don't have proof, you've got nothing. And proof isn't "I heard it on fox news"
left wing fringe are stupid and fanatical, but they tend not to be violence-prone or take away rights.

yeah, where's the left wing fringe that wants to take away rights from people?

Left wing fringe = vegans, PETA fanatics who want to give equal rights to pets, and ultra hippies who really do want to live in a bona fide commune.

If I were to guess, The right wing thinks the left wing fringe are mustache twirling villians actively conspiring to bring down america from within. (you know, anyone who doesn't wear a US flag lapel pin) Which is fine, but you need to prove that shit instead of just put baseless accusations out.

calling someone a communist/socialist is a meaningless fear-mongering distraction. if you don't have proof, you've got nothing. And proof isn't "I heard it on fox news"

left wing fringe are stupid and fanatical, but they tend not to be violence-prone or take away rights.

Link to the game http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/

Too crowded!!

No PETA?

>> ^ant:

/me calls PETA! J/K!
Can we try this on @Issykitty and other VS' felines? [grin]


You can try. But after the inevitable evisceration. Can I have your stuff?

>> ^brycewi19:

I think I saw her crack a smile when he said donkey-punch.


From now on, portrait photographers everywhere will replace "say cheese" with "say donkey punch", how can you not smile when saying donkey punch, unless maybe, you're a member of PETA.
George Carlin once made a case for the idea that just about anything can be joked about, even rape, he then presented us with the image of Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd, and I totally lost it.

fish have no pain receptors. therefore no reason to scream. also means they make good bait for bigger fish and sometimes peta members.

While I am not vegetarian I do support treating animals properly. I think PETA has lost touch with reality. If they want to change the world they have to get the average person on their side, not marginalize/polarize everyone with this ridiculous crap.

>> ^MilkmanDan:

Farm story:
When I was growing up, we always kept 30-50 chickens for eggs. You can buy sets of chicks that are supposed to be all pullets/hens (females) but usually a few roosters (males) get mixed in by mistake. One time we bought a set of bantam chickens, which is a small/miniature variety, and happened to get 4-5 roosters mixed in with the hens.
Bantams "make up" for their small size in increased aggressiveness. I (about 6 years old or so at the time) was initially scared of them because they would act a lot like this goose -- charge, jump, and try to show you who's boss. They don't have any real means to actually hurt you; no spurs, beaks aren't sharp, etc. but their behavior can be scary for kids at first.
Then my dad taught me how to handle them: stand your ground, angle out a leg and foot so they charge down your foot/shin first, and let them start to ineffectually attack/spur your foot and leg. When they have a leg on either side of your foot, you just kick/launch them away, or even better aim them into the nearest solid object -- like the wall of the barn. I'd go in to collect eggs, let them attack, and boot the little bastards into the wall.
Chickens aren't exactly known for being very intelligent, but bantams seem to have miniature brains in their miniature bodies as well. Getting booted into a wall never really hurt them, but it would make them dizzy or dazed for a few minutes and give you time to collect the eggs. But the next day, or even just after a few minutes if you stuck around, they'd come back around for round two of chicken football.
One disclaimer: if you're a PETA type, consider that being repeatedly kicked into a wall (yet suffering no long-term ill effects) is perhaps better treatment than the likely alternative of being caged into a 2 foot square, force fed, and ending up on a plate at KFC. Maybe.


Chicken Kicker!