The Hell Hole - Dropping Maltovs into a DEEP Hole

Ickster

says...

Ummm, after thoughtlessly upvoting your comment, I followed the link you posted and it's definitely not the place they are at. According to the YT description on the video, it's an abandoned mine shaft somewhere in the western US, not in West Virginia.

They still don't seem like my kind of people, but not as bad as your comment makes them out to be.

CelebrateApathy said:

So these dickholes are throwing fireballs down an entrance to a beautiful natural wonder home to several endangered species of bats. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellhole

Someone should drop these redneck fucks down there.

Apple Creating Technology To Help Cops Hide Police Brutality

chingalera

jokingly says...

They're mostly already pissed-off mostly, it's simply not wise to agitate them to some unreasonably hind-brained level. What are cops if not the brightest bulbs in the mine shaft, eh?

song77

said:

"If you really want to piss of a police officer the best way to do it is take out your smart phone"
Smart move, why would u want to piss of the police

Zero Punctuation: Torchlight

Djevel says...

1. Townspeople standing around over a mining shaft to Armageddon? Check.
2. Three superficial character classes, that could essentially do the same thing with minor class difference super powers? Check.
3. Big titties. Check.
4. May have to purchase a new mouse from wearing out your old one clicking on everything because there are no options for auto-loot or WASD to move. Check.
5. "Easy" is meant for those who are still fully entertained by LOLzCATS and should, by all accounts, be wearing a helmet when taking a shower. Check.
6. Why has your pet returned to the balcony above you, being chewed on by ten dragons? Or stuck in the other room behind you...being chewed upon by ten dragons? Check.
7. Eight identify scrolls and twenty unidentified items. Check.
8. Forty-nine health and mana potions of various sizes? Check.

I paid $10 for it off Steam. Played it for a week, got my money's worth, but it was around level 64 on my Vanquisher, using my explosive shot melty facey thingy that I was wondering what it was that I should be aiming for. Upon researching the game's "plot", I was saddened to find that I completed the main storyline back in my thirties.

I had no idea.

Sure, jack up the difficulty setting to very hard or nightmare to make it more challenging, but walking around town on your hands doesn't make all the rest of your life's inadequacies that much more bearable because it's now "more challenging".

Frankly, I think the review is spot on. The game is fun, but it is also streamlined, unoriginal, overuses the mouse clicking and is quite boring.

But if you got it cheap...well, there you go.