cough cough choke ... LOL! The ending caught me by surprise and I almost choked on my pepsi.

So what I'm supposed to take away from this is that from a religious point of view it's OK for girls to masterbate?

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oohhh... nice catch.

In reply to this comment by xxovercastxx:
She should have stuck with pineapples.

ps. masturbating spelled wrong in the title.

I wish it was possible to promote comments! Absolute perfection!!!

In reply to this comment by MrFisk:
Fake, because you only need 5 lit candles to fuck a carrot.

Your ass hurts, and everybody in the supermarket looks at you funny.

>> ^Structure:
This video answers the age-old question: If masturbating makes you go blind and carrots improve eyesight then what happens when you masturbate with a carrot?

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It's like dividing by zero... you die.

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This video answers the age-old question: If masturbating makes you go blind and carrots improve eyesight then what happens when you masturbate with a carrot?

>> ^NordlichReiter:
Also, you still use a fucking condom. Its a goddamn carrot for fucks sake. Looking to get an infection?


Little known fact - Carrots carry the herpes virus

>> ^kronosposeidon:
Fake! Because that would mean a pin prick to the vagina could also be fatal. And that's never happened to any girlfriend of mine my friend.


It's okay, we all know you're still bigger then blankfist Your friend.


Also, if it's a cut to her vaginal walls, wouldn't someone walk in to see her laying there..dead..carrot still somehwhat....wedged?

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ok. so if i die... i am leaving everything to you....
at least i will die doing what I love best.. myself.

In reply to this comment by laura:
This video is such a big fat liar, don't listen to it.

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LOL!!!

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>> ^brycewi19:
Hate to be the spelling police but it's "masturbate", not "masterbate". Get it right, Mike!


Good thing it was fixed, my first impression was this would be about a karate sensei named Master Bation.

>> ^brycewi19:
Hate to be the spelling police but it's "masturbate", not "masterbate". Get it right, Mike!


Good thing it was fixed, my first impression was this would be about a karate sensei named Master Bation.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Louis, CK, masterbation, masterbate, married, homeless, hide, ecstasy, depression' to 'Louis, CK, masturbation, masturbate, married, homeless, hide, ecstasy, depression' - edited by calvados