Holy crap quantum!?! I heard that Obama DOES have a birth certificate, but it's from another planet. He is a Reptillian shape shifter who's name is really pronounced Bha'rhachxtk Ogh'bahmbha'h. If only we'd heeded your seemingly lazy, petty and politically shallow comments earlier, we might have had some time to prepare for the impending Reptilian invasion fortold by prophet Marc Singer.