Yeah chicco? What's the deal for the cheap seats, eh?? Give us the low-down skinny on the method to yer exacting and highly efficient majick!

I'm so itchin' to ban this pervert motherfucker I can't STAND it!!!
*strokes ban-hammer

shinyblurry: rock musicians are all kinds of nuts -- being into 'majick' nonsense is pretty innocent as far as the rock world goes.

This Christian Zeppelin fan deeply appreciates this sift.

beware the majick underwear!
hanes his way but not "your" way.....

Thanks man, wish the damn thing had been longer! I KNEW Slater and Arquette were doin' it!!....can't you tell from watching the film (87 times??)?? one of few films where there's majick in every scene of dialogue.

Snatch and Oh Brother come to mind of late....

Same place all healthy individuals go when they hoist sail as the winds of change blow.....To that majickal place called onward......

Jesus Christ, where to begin.....ok. Up Vote for your microwavable, no-cookin', what may or may not, had no wimmins in yer life extant who know how to make a kitchen majickal, much less, know where to find it, inna house......ass-

Poor boy...a "how to", for making chikkn' nuggets/??!! This better be a good viddy I am about to watch, cause you can fry minted currency in peanut oil, with some spica, and make THAT shit taste good....(it's the end of the goddamn world)

I have a theory:

The comedy itself, has an expiration date. Answer me this all ye tickled into a voting frenzy, when the majick turds Maher, Stewart, Colbert, are evoked?
Is it, the coke-addled wit of the writers, or the political alignment with your favorite team, like some high-school pep-rally cabal, that sends these, one-time, barely watchable diatribes to the top of the pile?

Please, oh please, unwise and malevolent keepers of the Comedy Central Vaults of fast-food kak, take out the preservatives, and bump that expiration clock down to 4 days, to better reflect the "dispose-of-by" nature, of your content!!!

awww man, the majick 8-ball scene!!!

man that's majick, how does she remember all those one liners???...."No cautions, just contortions, smear an avocado on my lower portions".... tee and hee.....

I may have a solution....like any habit, skill, or discipline, one must develop social skills which afford the meat-bot meaningful connections with their fellow sentients...sure, would have helped if the imprint was in place, but you can thank yer dweebish, wallflower parents for that- no use whining about it now-One must develop interaction skills, by stepping out every once in a while.....force yourself to interact with other humans in the flesh, of else that particular withering branch of yer tree will wither, and you'll end up twisted crank-The world is fast approaching some fiendish unfriendly experio-scape, so times' a wastin'! Interact. Press the flesh. Fuck, go do the free hug thing....or else you wanna end up like the cat lady?? She's hot, but not.

I see a future world of paranoid, fear-motivated automatons headed our way, and the programmers have had yer number, for some time now....gotta break outta that shit, and teach yourself to derrive meaning from the sea of bullshit dysfunction, we call, modern society in the west.......

Look at China....an example of conformity I for one hope explodes into majick, at N. Korea, as the fucking middle east.....What would help to make these "communities" more dynamic?......a freekin' brain douche, that's what!!! Mushrooms for everyone!!!!

"you have to beliv in majick in real life becuse majick only exists if you belive in it"

WOW pawerfull words of insight

Agreed....Now. I am lazy, so somone post the majick of Betty Boop with their favorite techno track(s), and beat me too it!!!!

plastiques, hombres!!


done this at parties analog-styley for years!

majick, huh??

W.C Fields was a world-class juggler, having spent years in Vaudevillean acts, honing. He incorporates his control and motor skill majick, in every one of his Hollywood films.
If anyone wants to read a great biography, one from the late 60's, (title escapes) but a best-seller-Fields was an enigmatic comedic genius, and a master performer.

Best Film "The Bank Dick"(1940)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0032234/

by the way thecosmicshame-on my screen, your handle appears at the top of the post, with only your star-in place of the name is a blank space-a spot reserved..is that glitch site-wide? 14 letters may be a majick #.