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Lopez just validated the existence of his shitty show

Lopez sucks hard imho

He looks like George Lopez.

Ugh. Two things.

1) "vajazzling" sounds uncomfortable, AT BEST. My cooter is awesome as is, it doesn't need sequins and crystals athankyouverymuch.

2) George Lopez is a tool.

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Until this very moment I had no idea George Lopez had a chat show. Thanks for letting me know, not that I'll ever watch... he's one of the shallowest, most boring, most banal interviewers since Leno.

As for Clint- he's the man. One of the most talented, thoughtful, artistic directors working in the Hollywood system. Not to mention that he's a huge bad-ass.

Watched a few games of yours. Not too bad. We'll set your goal for a consistent 1200 next year.

In reply to this comment by MrFisk:
I give you lessons for free.

In reply to this comment by paul4dirt:
got an account there too (el_vagabundo) - must say im a total beginner though

In reply to this comment by MrFisk:
Thanks, dude! Catch me at chess.com -- I just got an account on there.

In reply to this comment by paul4dirt:
*promote

I give you lessons for free.

In reply to this comment by paul4dirt:
got an account there too (el_vagabundo) - must say im a total beginner though

In reply to this comment by MrFisk:
Thanks, dude! Catch me at chess.com -- I just got an account on there.

In reply to this comment by paul4dirt:
*promote

got an account there too (el_vagabundo) - must say im a total beginner though

In reply to this comment by MrFisk:
Thanks, dude! Catch me at chess.com -- I just got an account on there.

In reply to this comment by paul4dirt:
*promote

Thanks, dude! Catch me at chess.com -- I just got an account on there.

In reply to this comment by paul4dirt:
*promote

Jennifer Lopez and Ricky Martin........ need I say more??

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Hey! I draw the line at making fun of puerto ricans. They've done a lot for our um...they've uh...they're a really...

...bananas, they have bananas there.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
You live in squalor because youre a Puerto Rican, not because your cheap.

No wonder you like cheetos

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
pfffffff jew gold hahaha...that's rich. I live in squalor cuz I'm poor not cuz I'm cheap.

...oh shit a cheet-o on the floor *OM NOM NOM*

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
It's true that we play "tongue tacos" as you so eloquently put it. Unfortunately I do not ALWAYS side with her. I will, however, always side with her Anti-Semitic views when they concern you.

So.... I will be needing a map to the place where you keep your Jew gold, sugar tits.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
oh not you too, blowupcunt. Just because you and peggedbea play taco tongues every weekend doesn't mean you have to side with her on everything

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Yeah thanks a lot Jew.

>> ^peggedbea:
my schizophrenic german immigrant family always told me jews were responsible for bad weather.
iv and i found ourselves unemployed and childless on the first friday night in probably 8 years. we just tried to see george clinton and parliament funkadelic at an outdoor jazz festival. it was cancelled due to seriously inclement weather. so then we decided wed go see inglorious basterds because moms NEVER get to go to movies, it rained so hard i couldnt even see where i was driving. we were 10 minutes late and the power was out.
thanks you fucking jerk.
who knows when we will ever have these opportunities again.
and since we had nothing else to do we sat on my front porch and chain smoked in the rain for HOURS. thanks for giving us pneumonia.

J’voudrais faire un slam pour une grande dame que j’connais depuis tout petit
J’voudrais faire un slam pour celle qui voit ma vieille canne du lundi au samedi
J’voudrais faire un slam pour une vieille femme dans laquelle j’ai grandi
J’voudrais faire un slam pour cette banlieue nord de Paname qu’on appelle Saint-Denis
Prends la ligne D du RER et erre dans les rues sévères d’une ville pleine de caractère
Prends la ligne 13 du métro et va bouffer au McDo ou dans les bistrots d’une ville pleine de bonnes gos et de gros clandos
Si t’aimes voyager, prends le tramway et va au marché. En une heure, tu traverseras Alger et Tanger.
Tu verras des Yougos et des Roms, et puis j’t’emmènerais à Lisbonne
Et à 2 pas de New-Deli et de Karashi (t’as vu j’ai révisé ma géographie), j’t’emmènerai bouffer du Mafé à Bamako et à Yamoussoukro
Et si tu préfères, on ira juste derrière manger une crêpe là où ça sent Quimper et où ça a un petit air de Finistère
Et puis en repassant par Tizi-Ouzou, on finira aux Antilles, là où il y a des grosses re-noi qui font « Pchit, toi aussi kaou ka fé la ma fille ! »
Au marché de Saint-Denis, faut que tu sois sique-phy. Si t’aimes pas être bousculé tu devras rester zen
Mais sûr que tu prendras des accents plein les tympans et des odeurs plein le zen
Après le marché on ira ché-mar rue de la République, le sanctuaire des magasins pas chers
La rue préférée des petites rebeus bien sapées aux petits talons et aux cheveux blonds peroxydés
Devant les magasins de zouk, je t’apprendrai la danse. Si on va à la Poste j’t’enseignerai la patience…
La rue de la République mène à la Basilique où sont enterré tous les rois de France, tu dois le savoir ! Après Géographie, petite leçon d’histoire
Derrière ce bâtiment monumental, j’t’emmène au bout de la ruelle, dans un petit lieu plus convivial, bienvenu au Café Culturel
On y va pour discuter, pour boire, ou jouer aux dames. Certains vendredi soir, y’a même des soirées Slam
Si tu veux bouffer pour 3 fois rien, j’connais bien tous les petits coins un peu poisseux
On y retrouvera tous les vauriens, toute la jet-set des aristocrasseux
Le soir, y’a pas grand chose à faire, y’a pas grand chose d’ouvert
A part le cinéma du Stade, où les mecs viennent en bande : bienvenue à Caillera-Land
Ceux qui sont là rêvent de dire un jour « je pèse ! » et connaissent mieux Kool Shen sous le nom de Bruno Lopez
C’est pas une ville toute rose mais c’est une ville vivante. Il s’passe toujours quelqu’chose, pour moi elle est kiffante
J’connais bien ses rouages, j’connais bien ses virages, y’a tout le temps du passage, y’a plein d’enfants pas sages, j’veux écrire une belle page, ville aux cent mille visages, St-Denis-centre mon village
J’ai 93200 raisons de te faire connaître cette agglomération. Et t’as autant de façons de découvrir toutes ses attractions.
A cette putain de cité j’suis plus qu’attaché, même si j’ai envie de mettre des taquets aux arracheurs de portables de la Place du Caquet
St-Denis ville sans égal, St-Denis ma capitale, St-Denis ville peu banale.. où à Carrefour tu peux même acheter de la choucroute Hallal !
Ici on est fier d’être dyonisiens, j’espère que j’t’ai convaincu. Et si tu m’traites de parisien, j’t’enfonce ma béquille dans l’…
J’voudrais faire un slam pour une grande dame que j’connais depuis tout petit
J’voudrais faire un slam pour celle qui voit ma vieille canne du lundi au samedi
J’voudrais faire un slam pour une vieille femme dans laquelle j’ai grandi
J’voudrais faire un slam pour cette banlieue nord de Paname qu’on appelle Saint-Denis.

*controversy.

From the Time article linked above (the other side of the story is that the president's enemies did it to make him look bad... a bit of a stretch, but you wonder - a conspiracy to stop a leftist? Hmm....).

"Colom has said the Rosenberg video is part of a right-wing conspiracy designed to destabilize the government and ultimately bring him down. In a broadcast interview, he suggested that Rosenberg was coerced into making the video. Colom pointed to a radio journalist, Mario David Garcia, as the key link to the conspiracy. Garcia, a presidential candidate for an ultra-right-wing party in the 1980s, told TIME he helped Rosenberg record the video in his office the week before the murder. "It's outrageous. There was never any coercion," Garcia says. "I even left the office while he was recording the video." Garcia says Rosenberg came to him for help and to appear on Garcia's radio show but changed his mind and decided to record the video. (Read a story about the turmoil in Guatemala in the 1980s.)

Nevertheless, Colom supporters have seized the conspiracy theory to defend the President. "We're here in support of our President and against these lies trying to bring him down," said Anita Lopez, 32, as she rallied in front of the presidential palace on Wednesday. Students of the left-leaning public university and indigenous Mayans joined her. Many said the government bused them to the city from the suburbs.

Steps away, thousands of protesters, including students from right-leaning private universities, marched in front of the presidential palace, carrying signs calling Colom an "assassin" and demanding his resignation. The competing protests are the most visible sign of a politically charged environment that has the potential to cause Colom to resign, Isaacs says. "This country has for so long been paralyzed by the pervasive violence and the potent mix of gangs and narcotraffickers," she says. "Now that paralysis has turned into rage. And if these demonstrations pick up momentum, they could have a snowball effect.""

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