That's the normally unflappable Jana Wendt.

SPORE-REPORE hahahha

Excuse me while to go google Jana Rawlinson pre-post-op

I wonder if this goes with the "drinking alot" thing down there....

Say he:

"Awrrrrr, look at that Shelia!.... Awrrrr, look at that one.... Ah crap!"

The women seem interesting tho: Colbert reports on Jana Rawlinson's chest.

Shameless I know :-D

Haha - it gets even better on the "about us" page.

"GMLVL.com is the leading provider for MMORPG power leveling services and game currency service. We are a professional team that dedicated to virtual trade industry. By being a GMLVL customer, you are dealing with a reputable company with a three years' history of satisfied customers!"

And then even better, as it even comes with a tasty dose of irony! "We offer ... fluent English speaking operators"
"Our professional power leveler can provide you the fastest service, by comparison with other website."
"We realize how dangerous using these programs are, and strive to offer you most satisfaction guarantee that we will never use a macro or bot during your order."
"We offer live chat services, instant email support."
"But anyhow for your account safety,"
"If you have any question about"
"We are a professional game store. So you can trust that by teaming up with us."

And from their news:

"Stoler found! Be careful!

Recently, we found one stoler on our web site. He asked the customer to send account name and password to him, trying to stole the customer's account. His email address is wow-gmlvl@hotmail.com, but ours is gm-lvl@hotmail. Please never send anything to him. He is not our worker. And also plz be attention, we will send customer email with the sender name, such as jana, jessie, mary and so on, but he never has a name left. "


Folks, I can't make this shit up.

Bulldog Mansion - Happy Birthday To Me

Monday, I'm still lying in bed
Tuesday, yep that's right

I am in a sleep colder than she is cold
Wake me up shockingly please
I am not sufficiently shocked yet

Wednesday, I don't want to go to school
Thursday, but even so I still have to go

A day is not to be spent lazing around
Even if I don't know what's going on, let's run around and see

It's my birthday, just me and my birthday
My heart is beating fast, I might change in a second
I don't know about you, but if I were to be reborn
I would still run to you

Friday, can't find my motivation
Saturday, the day that all students wait for
It's supposed to be Saturday Night Fever
But I have nowhere to go

It's my birthday, just me and my birthday
My heart is beating fast, I might change in a second
I don't know about you, but if I were to be reborn
I would still run to you

Today is a sweet day with you, please don't stand me up

t's my birthday, the sweet day with you
Our first day
Don't put my hand next to you
I love you, birthday,
it started with a first day
My heart is beating so fast, I might change in a second
Although you don't know it, I am spending the whole day with you, only today

Even if you don't know it, I am spending the whole of today, just today, with you

(Korean Lyrics:
a-jik nu-wo-it-neun monday
geu-reo-ge ma-ri-ya tuesday

cha-ga-un geu-nyeo-bo-da cha-gap-ge
jam-deun nae-mameul kkam-jjak nola-ge hae-jwo-yo
a-jik eoreol-han geol

hakkyo-gagi si-reun wednesday
geuredo ga-yaji thursday

meong-cheong-hi ha-rul sal-sun eob-jana
mwon-jin mol-ra-do il-dan ttwi-eo-bwa

It's my birthday
honja-man-ui firstday
du-geun-dae-neun nan hwak dalla-jil geo-ya
neon moreu-gejji-man na dasi tae-eo-na
neo-e-ge-ro gal geo-ya

eo-jjeon-ji ga-bbun-han friday
dat-sae-na gi-da-ryeo saturday
saturday night fever ra-ji-man
ma-ttang-ha-ge gal-got-do eob-neun nan

It's my birthday
honja-man-ui firstday
du-geun-dae-neun nan hwak dalla-jil geo-ya
neon moreu-gejji-man na dasi tae-eo-na
neo-e-ge-ro gal geo-ya

neon moreunda hae-do na o-neul-man-keum-eun
neo-wa ham-kke hal geo-ya)