I really don't enjoy being around kids or babies, and I don't see anything wrong with it. Babies just gross me the fuck out. They make me physically uncomfortable, like the guy in the sketch. I feel like it's Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Almost every friend I've got has now settled down with a nagging girl, who has shit out an annoying little turd, that has become the centre of their existence. It's like if I took a dump and carried it around for a couple years expecting everyone to fawn over it. Every single guy comes to me and says how great it is, how the baby's given their life some kind of meaning... but they're different, like they've been taken into a dark room for the introductory Dianetics film. To a man, they are buying into the Hallmark bullshit that is being shoved down all our throats. Maybe I would like kids more if I could be a father in the fifties when a man was entitled to ignore kids, and allowed to discipline them as he saw fit. Nobody will admit it fucking sucks. Nobody will admit it was like Alien when an eight pound hairball squeezed out of his wife's vagina and asked for the car keys. God, the horror. The worst part is when you have to stand there watching some little punk run up and down the hall, or listen to them repeat the same inane phrase over and over while you're trying to retain your sanity by poking yourself in the balls with a salad fork under the table. Then you gotta act like the little bugger's antics are the most precious thing you've ever seen. Oh puke! I'd rather the guy's wife show me the last interesting dump she took, for all I care!

Stop drinking the Kool-Aid, motherfuckers!

/Merry, Merry Christmas!

wait, was he trying to cough up a hairball?

I love the cat's look at the end, "You think rape is funny huh? Someone's getting a wet hairball in their slippers"

AAAAAACCCCKKKK!!!! Hairballs for everyone!

Zeph: So the cat is female. Here is the description from the youtube account because I think it is worth reading...

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My cat can say hello, she only does it when shes looking for you though once you call her or she sees you she'll stop so I had to set the camera up and leave it for awhile until she did it.
She does this at least 10 times a day shes does it in the morning when she wants us to get up, in the night when shes bored and wants us to get up and when shes finished eating and want to know what room were in (which is what shes doing in this video hence the lip licking, shes cleaning them).
Its nothing to do with hairballs as she never coughs up a hairball after doing it
Its not because shes in heat she was spayed around 14 years ago, shes 16.


Heres what I think its sounds like shes saying:
"Hello, Hello, Hello, I Know Hello, Hello Hello Hello. Hello. I'm Alone, I'm on my own, I'm Alone, I know hello."
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afaik it was a hairball, though maybe a very small one or it didn't come up. It is a kitten after all, doubt it could manage to collect the big monsters of an adult cat. As a long time cat owner, I found the video hilarious.

Funny but gross. Thought it was going to be a hairball.

ick, add a little "gravy" and you've got yourself a simulated hairball. Try newspaper balls and bottlecaps...

Raven: You forgot the hairball part.