Tags for this video have been changed from 'fragrance, parody, commercial' to 'fragrance, parody, commercial, polygamy' - edited by Issykitty

aww douche can be any un-manly fragrance.....like dog shampoo or potpourri

*flense, and sell by-products to fragrance brokers...oh an'...... bots' th' bot!!

One of their rooms goes for 15,000 Dirhams per day which is roughly $5,000 USD.

But then they do give you all this:

The stately and opulent Royal Suite on the 25th floor is the last word in luxury, with its lavishly appointed interiors, majestic colour scheme and sumptuous furnishings.
* Exclusive privileges - Private elevator, private cinema
* Special features - Marble and gold staircase, leopard print tufted carpets, Carrarra marble flooring and mahogany furniture
* Lower level - Dining area, Arabic majlis (reception) style lounge and library
* Upper level - Master bedroom with rotating four-poster canopy bed and second bedroom, each with adjoining marble bathrooms with spa bath, walk-in shower, fine porcelain fittings and full sized Hermes 24 - Faubourg fragrances and body products
* Occupancy - 4 Adults and 2 Children below the age of 12, or 5 Adults (only)
* Transport - Chauffeur driven Rolls Royce BMW available at a charge or helicopter transfers
* Complimentary high speed Internet access, office area, laptop, private telephone and facsimile, photocopier and data port within each suite
* Access to a host of meetings, conference and event facilities
* Variety of restaurants and bars - ideal for lunch, entertainment, and private functions
* Multimedia system - 42 inch plasma screen, video on demand, 93 cable channels and DVD system
* Range of DVDs and books to choose from
* Daily newspaper list with over 300 international newspapers to choose from
* Interactive online communication and hotel guide
* Complimentary access to Wild Wadi Water Park
* Welcome drinks, fresh flowers, fruits and Arabic sweets
* Luxury bathroom with Jacuzzi, full-size Hermes toiletries
* Button controlled lighting, curtains and air conditioning and private safe
* 24 hour butler and Guest Service Executives
* Pillow menu and bath menu
* Rolls Royce and helicopter transfers
* In-suite check in
* Children's amenities

Why even Bacchus would be overwhelmed by all this.

.....didn't invite me to the picnic, and they want me to recycle???! I aint recyclin' shit....but I will take a dozen, 44double-E, shoplifting bra, with special lead pocket pants...oh yeah, Save The Whales...did ya forget about them poor sumbitches???!!!!

(Best fuckin' perfume on the planet, by the way, comes from blubber........Ambergris...outlawed in the U.S. but.....PC France still lets em buy it for the fuckin' fragrance makers....

So, recycle a bag, and keep driving, because manufacturing isn't quite pumping out more PCB's and Greenhouse gasses than Joe Blow.....