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They laughed at me, when I loved the flautist.

Yes, they laughed at my little pianist.

But who's laughing now?

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Summation 1: The narrator is obsessed with the homosexual lifestyle
Summation 2: The narrator is homophobic
Summation 3: All internet video producers/flautists are practicing satanists
Summation 4: The narrator makes a direct corrolation between a knife and his penis
Conclusion: The narrator drowns teenage boys in his bathtub after sodomizing them

Francis Scott Key wrote poetry. The Star Spangled Banner's melody comes from an old drinking song. Try singing just the sounds of it with a bit of a swagger and you can't miss it.

As for Stars and Stripes Forever, it is one of my favorites. For some reason the piccalo solo is always played by one flautist or three, never two. I also listened to this song on my way into work this morning. The only thing I don't like about this song is the blind nationalism and patriotic fervor it seems to embue.